| From: | NeoJudas neojudas@******************.com |
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| Subject: | You might be a redneck dragon if... |
| Date: | Mon, 19 Jun 2000 11:01:16 -0500 |
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
> Ahrain wrote:
> >Jeff Foxworthy: *Immages of Redneck Dragon jokes.....shudder*
>
> Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
> You might be a redneck dragon if...
* ... your consider "Pawns" to be southern delicacy.
* ... consider the "Emerald Isle" to be a poor name in exchange for
"Bluegrass Hill".
* ... you automatically thought of Dark Ones as pipe cleaners.
* ... the phrase "Makin' Popcorn" means lightin' a field on fire then
grindin' up a salt lick and churnin' up some butter.
* ... you consider all of the "Immortal Elves" to be "Inbreeding
Accidents."
* ... you consider "the Wild Hunt" a "really good 'coon chase."
* ... you think Jeff Foxworthy and Harlequin might be kissin' cousins.
* ... you find yourself likin' the neighbors because "they is good people
who ain't hurt a soul."
* ... you think "Appalachian Trail" is a really spot to find a good chew.
* ... you use town water towers as spit cans.
* ... a spit polish is a good way to get rid of pests.
... and damn it, I can't even think of any really good ones. Gonna have to
go rent one of the Foxworthy tapes/dvd's now...
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