From:	Josh Harrison mataxes@****.net
Subject:	Gurus
Date:	Tue, 20 Jun 2000 22:09:50 -0400

----- Original Message -----
From: Phil Smith <phil_urbanhell@*******.com>
> Speaking of which; Josh proclaimed himself the ED Guru a few messages back
> and I'm inclined to agree with him; should we have some kind of ceremony
or
> something where someone important taps him on both shoulder with a copy of
> the BBB or a twinky? :)>

*blushes* Aww shucks fellas, I'm touched, really! (And not just in the head,
as many would have you believe! *grin*)

And to think I joined just a couple of weeks ago, and I'm already earning a
title! Will Raveness be handing out the plaque dressed in some appropriately
slinky evening gown? Should I rent a tux?

*Josh begins working on his acceptance speech, hoping they don't cut it to
fit more commercials in.*

-- Josh Harrison -- mataxes@****.net
"When Fate taps you on the shoulder, you'd best pay attention.
Unfortunately, she has the blasted habit of tapping you on the
opposite shoulder, so that when you turn around she's actually
on your other side, giggling like a schoolgirl. I hate that."