Message no. 1

From:	Adam J <fro@***.AB.CA>
Subject:	[Stuff] Automatic Flowers
Date:	Thu, 12 Feb 1998 05:02:03 -0700

Seems appropriate to the Stuff book. One of those things that seems
useless to the munchkins, but could be good fun.. ;)

And hey, we have 'em today..

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Automatic Flowers
Adam Jury <fro@***.ab.ca>

Forgotten a loved ones birthday? Your best friend sick in the hospital?
Want to wish someone good luck with a new baby? Your anniversary was
yesterday?!

Well, worry no longer. No lineups at the flower store, no silly voice mail
ordering service, no hassle sending expensive roses across the border. TSSP
Matrix Design's new Automatic Flowers service will deliver a virtual
bouquet direct to said persons persona, complete with customized message!

Simply log onto our sales node and select from the variety of great
arrangements available, customize the text message, and give TSSP Matrix
Design's the location of the Persona's most recent jack-point, and we do
the rest, automatically delivering the flowers and message as soon as
possible!

Automatic Flowers are 15¥ for a regular bouquet, and 25¥ for an extended
bouquet. Messages over 150 words are priced at 1¥/10 words. Automatic
Flowers will not attempt to defeat or evade any security measures to locate
a persona. If an Automatic Flowers bouquet cannot be delivered within 72
hours, notification and a full refund is sent to you.

So, next time you forgot something important, missed a big event, or just
want to say "I love you", make it up with Automatic Flowers!

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I suppose I should justify how all this works -- but it's 5 AM, and I'm
feeling creative, not logical :)

-Adam
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