From: | Barbie <barbie@**********.COM> |
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Subject: | [STUFF] Cyber animals |
Date: | Wed, 10 Sep 1997 00:13:22 -0500 |
Original author: Pierre-Alexandre Garneau
email: paganator@*********.com
Text conversion: Barbie
email: barbie@**********.com
Android animals
DO CYBERZOMBIES DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP?
Due to the rarity of natural animals
and their tremendous cost a corporation, Cyberanimals led by Miss
Samantha Gates, has developped the first android animals. These animals
look like they're true, act like they're true, but are not true; they're
simply bolts and wires built to make the dream of so many come true: owning
an animal. Even though they cost a lot to buy they are still very popular,
since even with their high cost they cost less than their natural counterparts
and they can be programmed to act following a certain behaviour, making
them more attractive to some people than real animals (who never wanted
to have an "off" switch on his dog?).
(>) Samantha Gates? The microsoft-family has separated into a lot
of different matter since old grand'pa Bill died...
(>) McIntosh@****.been.bought
(>) His money sure started a lot of corporations... Which all went better
than Microsoft after Bill's death (Remember that buyout by Renraku?
Microsoft's CEO was pathetic at the time...)
(>) MaryJane@**.CAS.3434556
The technology used to make the animals is quite similar to cyberware,
but without any kind of neural interface that is present in every piece
of cyberware (this is the part that connects, diectly or remotely, to your
brain so you can control the cyberware). That neural interface is what
is most high cost in cyberware: connecting an electric device to nerves,
especially for cyberware that is directly related to nerves (you now know
why wired reflexes cost a lot :) or for cyberware that does things you
aren't supposed to be able to do (there is no part in your nerves used
by your body to "pop out an SMG out of your arm"). So essentially, these
androids are composed 100% of cyberware but don't cost too much since they
connect to an electric brain.
(>) 100% Cyberware? Don't they have any essence problems?
(>) MaryJane@**.CAS.3434556
(>) Essence is what separates man from machine, and these are totally
machines...
(>) MacBeth@*****.with.death
The brain is the most complex part of the whole body of the animal and
therefore the part with the highest cost. It is simply a powerful computer
(for its size, anyway) programmed with a very sophisticated Artificial
Life algorithm to control the animal. (Artificial Life is a subvariant
of Artificial Intelligence that enables a computer to learn from past
experience, therefore acting more like real
whatever-they're-supposed-to-act-like). In its first weeks after creation,
the animal pass through an express course on how to act like a real animal
and is then sold to individuals. The android-animals can be constructed
and programmed to look and act like an existing animal
(to replace a lost dog, for example) for a cost. Since true artificial
intelligence doesn't exist (or if it does it is kept secret) it is for
now impossible to make any human android.
(>) If true AI does exist, this means that something bad is coming...
I don't like the idea of having androids walk into the streets, undetected.
(>) MacBeth@*****.with.death
(>) This remember's me an old movie (with some good insight on the future
though)... Blade Runner it was called...
(>) MaryJane@**.CAS.34343556
These animal-androids act exactly like their natural counterparts (if
they don't get broke): they eat, sleep, need care like any other animal,
even though some functions can be eliminated (if your dog don't drink he
won't pee on your pant). This option is rarely used since people buying
artificial animals usually want them to look like "ordinnary" animals,
they don't want their neighbours to know they don't have a real animal
but a cheap fake. The option is more useful with corporation who can have
watch dogs that don't sleep, breath, eat or drink. Combine this with the
fact that these dogs can accept as much cyberware as they want without
any essence problem and you get some pretty good watch dog (hell, it can
even have its brain in its left foot if they want to!).
(>) Cyber dogs were already bad enough! We don't need Dog-droid! Those
bastards could all the neat cyberware, and still cost less than cyber dogs
with less equipment... The old trick of "drug-meat-and-throw-itto-the-dogs"
won't even work! In fact a squirt wouldn't have any effect on those metal
beasts!
(>) Crimsom@*****.philadelphia
Regarding their appearance, android-animals look like normal animals
exept for a hard-to-find trap for repairs. The lowest level of these animals
can be easilly spotted since they all look the same, they're constructed
by robots. Of course, for guard dogs it isn't too important if they all
look the same... When they get broken, the android can do two things: look
like a broken mechanic or look like a sick animal. The later one comes
from the inclusion of "sickness-circuitry" on the animal, which make the
animal look sick instead of broken, but this costs more.
(>) Sick androids? This is ridiculous!
(>) Crimsom@*****.philadelphia
(>) Not that much. Some people buy android animals bacause they can't
afford real ones, but their reputation would get bad if other people learned
that their pet is just a robot. To avoid looking ridiculous they buy these
"sickness-circuitry" so their animals will always look like real ones,
even when they get broke.
(>) McIntosh@****.been.bought
Rules
These false animals have, basically,
the same stats as their "normal" cousins and the same look. These attributes
can be enhanced by adding cyberware, which cost 70% of the price of normal
cyberware (normal cyberware for animals that is... Corps don't sell those
at low cost...) without any problem of essence. This includes the side
effect of the agresivness of normal cybered animals.
The price of non-enhanced, not personnalized animals is around 60% to
70% of the price of the normal animal. For rarer ones (tigers, elephants,
whatever) the cost is usually like the natural animal's, but the android
version is much easier to find. Personnalized versions cost twice the price
of non-personnalized animals. The "sickness-circuitry" ups the price of
the animal by 20%.
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Barbie
One lived hour is still living.