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Message no. 1
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.CARLETON.CA>
Subject: What the hell?
Date: Sat, 7 Oct 1995 02:31:01 EDT
What is all this "corps are nicer if you don't hurt their
personnel" stuff? Corps have extra-territorial rights. Any runner
caught in the facility will be zapped. They're not just going to beat
up some poor sammy doof and toss him out on the street.

For that matter, it's unlikely that they would persue any runners
(or group) _SPECIFICALLY_ because they accidentally offed or injured
(and what D&R are suggesting is only mild injury -- they have no wish
to kill) some noname wageslave. Maybe if it's a highlevel exec, but
most members of the corp are fairly expendable. Especially security
guards (get a couple of mean-ass chumps, give 'em a few months of
training and toss 'em in a Security Suit).

-- Evan (Dana and Righteous)
Message no. 2
From: "Mark L. Neidengard" <mneideng@****.CALTECH.EDU>
Subject: Re: What the hell?
Date: Sat, 7 Oct 1995 12:04:02 -0700
According to Evan Hughes:
>
> What is all this "corps are nicer if you don't hurt their
> personnel" stuff? Corps have extra-territorial rights. Any runner
> caught in the facility will be zapped. They're not just going to beat
> up some poor sammy doof and toss him out on the street.

Oh, I dunno....I suppose it depends on the situation. While it's true that
the corps have extraterritorial rights, this does not instantly mean that they
want to off all the Runners of the world....after all, they want their own pool
of labor to draw upon as well. Of course there are some things that the corp
cannot allow to leave the building, but perhaps they might try some sort of
"you'll do _this_ for us and we won't raise an undue fuss over this little
incident". Also, some Runners might have the means to arrange for some
"protection" in the form of damaging information to be delivered if they don't
make it out alive. Of course there are also the nastier forms in which the
Runners are "cleansed" in one way or the other of their little jaunt into
corp-land, but I think our imaginations are good enough to furnish that part
text-unread.
--
/!\/!ark /!\!eidengard, CS Major, VLSI. http://www.cacr.caltech.edu/~mneideng
"Fairy of sleep, controller of illusions" Operator/System Administrator, CACR
"Control the person for my own purpose." "Don't mess with the Dark
Elves!"
-Pirotess, _Record_of_Lodoss_War_ Shadowrunner and Anime Addict
Message no. 3
From: Brion Wauters <BDW2@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject: Re: What the hell?
Date: Sat, 7 Oct 1995 17:51:56 -0700
Sorry Evan, but if we hit the Arch with rockets, exploding drones, whatever, _&_
kill their security personale, Ares will have to takes us out just to save face
and prove that they can protect their own installations.
Brion
Message no. 4
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: RE: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 03 Feb 1996 15:27:07 +0000 (GMT)
>*****PRIVATE TO: Zippy
>>>>>>[Sorry, Zippy, all I know about Gutsys is the name, the comedy
icon,
>his merchandise and that I don't like him. I'm planning to put a dent in his
>supply line: pissing in the wind, really, but every little helps. If I turn
>up any other data, I'll let you know. Sorry about your bros.

*THWAP*

Unca Johny reminds you that encrypted messages can only be read by the
destinataries. Responding to encrypted messages not directed to you is not
good. In fact it's bad. And it makes Unca Johnny mad, and then he Thwaps
you with a wet carp. MwuhahahaHahAHAha!!

Of course, the possibility exists that I have missed an open message from
Zippy to the board at large, but to my knowledge, the only ones who she has
contacted are: Tobai, Moonwalker, and Buzz (Apart from the unresponsive Anna,
Rotter, Niner and Kralem, of course...)

I'd like to remind you all to keep neatly separated what _you_ know about
the events going on in the list and what your _characters_ should know.
I find a healthy dose of schitzophrenia helps a lot. If you are not fortunate
enough to be naturally schitzo, one of Gutsys's chips, or alternatively,
watching 'Power Rangers: The Movie' can help to develop it.

*Giggle*

-J.S.
Message no. 5
From: "Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.demon.co.uk>
Subject: RE: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 03 Feb 1996 15:57:46 GMT
In message <01I0S4RZ6M5U8WWAQB@****.dcu.ie> JOHN SPAIN writes:
> *THWAP*
> Unca Johny reminds you that encrypted messages can only be read by the
> destinataries. Responding to encrypted messages not directed to you is not
> good. In fact it's bad. And it makes Unca Johnny mad, and then he Thwaps
> you with a wet carp. MwuhahahaHahAHAha!!

*WHOOSH!* The carp harmlessly flies overhead, for the innocent are safe...

> Of course, the possibility exists that I have missed an open message from
> Zippy to the board at large, but to my knowledge, the only ones who she has
> contacted are: Tobai, Moonwalker, and Buzz (Apart from the unresponsive Anna,
> Rotter, Niner and Kralem, of course...)

Look back a little and see...

*****PRIVATE TO: Lynch
>>>>>[What exactly do you know about Gutsys? I think a few of my friends
may have been done over by him.]<<<<<
-- Zippy <09:44:57/01-02-57>

Lock...
Load...
<THWAP!><THWAP!><THWAP!><THWAP!><THWAP!><THWAP!><THWAP!>
(sound of fully-automatic carp launcher firing)

<psychotic chuckle> It was self-defence, Officer, honest, he had a carp
and he looked like he was gonna use it...

--
Paul J. Adam
Message no. 6
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 03 Feb 1996 16:47:49 +0000 (GMT)
Ooops. Sorry. *I* checked all the messages before launching on my death
dealing spiel, and I did not see that one...

Geee.... Maybe I didn't see it?? Maybe I deleted it??...

Schitzophrenia getting worse on me, perhaps?? Or maybe the listserver
friggin up again? (Evil smile)

I am pretty sure I never saw that message before...

Well, anyhow (Paranoid mode on) UNLESS YOU MADE UP THAT MESSAGE YOURSELF
(Paranoid mode off) then I was wrong (YES! IT HAPPENS!!) and I apologize,
and consider myself well and truly counter-thwapped.


Mmblegrumble.... IN ANY CASE, what I said about character knowledge still
applies....

mblegrumble....

Dammit.

Mumblegrumble...

-J.S.
Message no. 7
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 03 Feb 1996 17:01:09 +0000 (GMT)
Aiinngghh.....

I just re-read the tk messages I have in my account, and I couldn't find
the one from Zippy to Lynch, but I have the sinking feeling that I deleted
it after reading it......

Aighhhh....

+++++ACTIVATE: Manic/Depressive mode. press (1) for Manic, (2) for Depressive.
2
+++++DEPRESSIVE MODE ON-LINE

*Sniff* Aghh. I'm soo stupid. I am soooo stupid, ugly, insignificant,
conceited, foolish, microcephalic, asinine, idiotic, [1.5 Mp Deleted].

*Loads carp with explosive ammo*
*places carp under chin*


*THWABOOOOOM!*
Message no. 8
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 1996 12:55:14 -0500
Uh, John, you did delete it, as i do have a copy of that particular post to
Lynch from Zippy. <sniff> I'm so sorry to be a party to your self-execution.
NOT! <evil maniacal chuckle>
Tom
Message no. 9
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 03 Feb 1996 19:04:13 +0000 (GMT)
Greetings,

I shall introduce myself. I am John Spain V.2.0. The previous John
Spain of your acquaintance commited ritual seppuku with an explosive wet
carp, and ceased to exist as of 17:34:23 today.

However, his bereaved relatives had the presence of mind to retrieve
his biochip implant from the charred remains of his corpse, and re-implant
it into a suitable clone body. The new John Spain (That is, me) is completely
reliable and is 100% bug and remorse free. I apologize on behalf of my previous
(And imperfect) incarnation for all the inconveniences caused.

There will be no more errors.

-J.S. V.2.0.
Message no. 10
From: ANGLISS BRIAN EDWARD <angliss@****.Colorado.EDU>
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 1996 12:11:24 -0700 (MST)
On Sat, 3 Feb 1996, JOHN SPAIN wrote:

> Greetings,
>
> I shall introduce myself. I am John Spain V.2.0. The previous John
> Spain of your acquaintance commited ritual seppuku with an explosive wet
> carp, and ceased to exist as of 17:34:23 today.
>
> However, his bereaved relatives had the presence of mind to retrieve
> his biochip implant from the charred remains of his corpse, and re-implant
> it into a suitable clone body. The new John Spain (That is, me) is completely
> reliable and is 100% bug and remorse free. I apologize on behalf of my previous
> (And imperfect) incarnation for all the inconveniences caused.
>
> There will be no more errors.
>
> -J.S. V.2.0.
>

Good morning, Citizen.

Brian
Message no. 11
From: Evan Hughes <ehughes@****.carleton.ca>
Subject: RE: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 96 18:47:20 EST
JOHN SPAIN writes:
> >*****PRIVATE TO: Zippy
> >>>>>>[Sorry, Zippy, all I know about Gutsys is the name, the
comedy icon,
> >his merchandise and that I don't like him. I'm planning to put a dent in his
> >supply line: pissing in the wind, really, but every little helps. If I turn
> >up any other data, I'll let you know. Sorry about your bros.
>
> *THWAP*
>
> Unca Johny reminds you that encrypted messages can only be read by the
> destinataries. Responding to encrypted messages not directed to you is not
> good. In fact it's bad. And it makes Unca Johnny mad, and then he Thwaps
> you with a wet carp. MwuhahahaHahAHAha!!
>
> Of course, the possibility exists that I have missed an open message from
> Zippy to the board at large, but to my knowledge, the only ones who she has
> contacted are: Tobai, Moonwalker, and Buzz (Apart from the unresponsive Anna,
> Rotter, Niner and Kralem, of course...)

And Lynch. She beleives hes a government agent (and thusly somewhat
trustworthy)...



Evan Hughes
Honours Computer Science
http://chat.carleton.ca/~ehughes
Message no. 12
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 1996 20:11:18 -0500
I have only one thing to ask...will Zippy's "assassination attempt" against
Gutsys conflict with the Maxim nuke run? Reason why is that I have 2
characters that are able to assassinate(Shadow and Dracon Daimyo); but both
will be involved with the Maxim run as well.
Tom
Message no. 13
From: bd042@***.org (SCN User)
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 1996 20:31:52 -0800
J.S. (v.2.0) sez:
> However, his bereaved relatives had the presence of mind to retrieve
> his biochip implant from the charred remains of his corpse, and re-implant
> it into a suitable clone body. The new John Spain (That is, me) is completely
> reliable and is 100% bug and remorse free. I apologize on behalf of my previou
s
> (And imperfect) incarnation for all the inconveniences caused.
>


unfortunately, this new body has been upgraded to the Pentium chip, and
therefore is 100.0000000000000000000000000000000000001% bug free.
--Moonawlaker
Message no. 14
From: bd042@***.org (SCN User)
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sat, 3 Feb 1996 20:34:29 -0800
J.S.2.0:
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
There will be no more erro-
*THWAP*
There will be no more errors. Thanks, I needed that.
--Mirth
Message no. 15
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sun, 04 Feb 1996 13:21:45 +0000 (GMT)
>I have only one thing to ask...will Zippy's "assassination attempt" against
>Gutsys conflict with the Maxim nuke run? Reason why is that I have 2
>characters that are able to assassinate(Shadow and Dracon Daimyo); but both
>will be involved with the Maxim run as well.

Too many unspecified variables. Unable to compute. Please restate your query
in more precise language. Thank you.

-J.S.V.2.0.
Message no. 16
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sun, 4 Feb 1996 10:32:45 -0500
<gets out his PC Repair kit and begins surgery on moonwalker's chip, after
calling Intel to get a fixed Pentium.>
Tom
Message no. 17
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sun, 4 Feb 1996 10:33:06 -0500
<THWAPS JS v2.0 with an explosive carp, only to find his own hand blown off.>
Tom
Message no. 18
From: Hunter <bes3@****.ucc.nau.edu>
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sun, 04 Feb 1996 14:39:28 -0700 (MST)
On Sun, 4 Feb 1996 Craigtw1@***.com wrote:

> <THWAPS JS v2.0 with an explosive carp, only to find his own hand blown off.>

Noted bioengineer Brian Smith replaces Tom's now-absent hand with
an explosive carp launcher.

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Message no. 19
From: Craigtw1@***.com
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Sun, 4 Feb 1996 19:52:22 -0500
<looks at the explosive carp launcher and thinks "Next time I fire a carp,
this thing will blow off my entire arm.">
Tom
Message no. 20
From: JOHN SPAIN <93135653@****.dcu.ie>
Subject: Re: WHAT THE HELL?
Date: Mon, 05 Feb 1996 12:49:26 +0000 (GMT)
> *THWAP*
>There will be no more errors. Thanks, I needed that.
> --Mirth

Hmmm...?!?

Ah. Humour.

+++++activate laugh routine

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

-J.S. v.2.0.
Message no. 21
From: Mike Broadwater <neon@******.BACKBONE.OLEMISS.EDU>
Subject: what the hell?
Date: Sat, 12 Oct 1996 23:34:44 -0500
Is it just me, or have the posting formats gone all to hell in the last
couple of days? Doesn't anyone _read_ the FAQ when they join anymore?

Mike Broadwater
"Love us with money or
we'll hate you with hammers."
-Milk and Cheese, Dairy Products Gone Bad
Message no. 22
From: Brian Rogers <rogers@****.UIUC.EDU>
Subject: Re: what the hell?
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 1996 00:48:48 -0500
The've gone to hell in a handbasket, yes. I've just about run out of
steam for bitching about it. It doesnt seem to fix the problem and
my methods for dealing with the problem are a little heavy handed to say
the least.

Things have gotten a little lax.

> Is it just me, or have the posting formats gone all to hell in the last
> couple of days? Doesn't anyone _read_ the FAQ when they join anymore?
Message no. 23
From: "Paul J. Adam" <shadowtk@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject: Re: what the hell?
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 1996 15:10:31 +0100
In message <199610130434.XAA26524@******.backbone.olemiss.edu>, Mike
Broadwater <neon@******.BACKBONE.OLEMISS.EDU> writes
>Is it just me, or have the posting formats gone all to hell in the last
>couple of days? Doesn't anyone _read_ the FAQ when they join anymore?

There's an invasion underway from the ShadowRN list, and a lot of them
are fairly new to this.

Speaking of which, is it me or is ShadowRN very quiet these days?

--
"There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable and
praiseworthy."
Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Paul J. Adam paul@********.demon.co.uk
Message no. 24
From: "The Illustrious Mr. Frypp" <JAMES-CUENO@*********.EDU>
Subject: Re: what the hell?
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 1996 13:31:56 CST
> Is it just me, or have the posting formats gone all to hell in the last
> couple of days? Doesn't anyone _read_ the FAQ when they join anymore?

Didn't I say that last week? Allright, so I was complaining about
people posting plotd-ish stuff to TK, but they were just really
horrible formatting mistakes.

Once again, who's enforcing that stuff anymore?

jim
Message no. 25
From: Mike Broadwater <neon@******.BACKBONE.OLEMISS.EDU>
Subject: Re: what the hell?
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 1996 20:23:26 -0500
At 03:10 PM 10/13/96 +0100, Paul J. Adam wrote:
>Speaking of which, is it me or is ShadowRN very quiet these days?
>
Well, you could always ask if you can ground through quickenings...

Mike Broadwater
"Love us with money or
we'll hate you with hammers."
-Milk and Cheese, Dairy Products Gone Bad
Message no. 26
From: Steven Ratkovich <chaos@*****.COM>
Subject: Re: what the hell?
Date: Mon, 14 Oct 1996 03:16:09 -0500
>At 03:10 PM 10/13/96 +0100, Paul J. Adam wrote:
>>Speaking of which, is it me or is ShadowRN very quiet these days?
>>
>Well, you could always ask if you can ground through quickenings...
>
Actually, I don't think ShadowRN is handling this new server very well...
I've tried sending messages to it, and it seems that Listserv-Lite can only
send out 50 messages a day, and it's backlooging everything else to send
later... However, nothing coming through... I think Mark's gonna have some
probs on his hands (possibly) when he gets back... i think the amount of
mail coming through (4-5x the number the list can handle per day) may have
crashed it...

just my thoughts though...

Steve
Message no. 27
From: Mike Loll <e5rs010@*****.BOWIESTATE.EDU>
Subject: What the hell!?!
Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 17:52:56 EST
What the hell is this? Isn't there someting in the FAQ about donating $1000 to
EFF or something?


Geesh.
Then again, maybe they did do that and I'm just jumping the gun.

mike.

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Message no. 28
From: Sascha Pabst <Sascha.Pabst@**********.UNI-OLDENBURG.DE>
Subject: Re: What the hell!?!
Date: Sun, 1 Dec 1996 15:43:29 +0000
On 30 Nov 96 at 17:52, Mike Loll wrote:

> What the hell is this? Isn't there someting in the FAQ about donating $1000 to
> EFF or something?
>
>
> Geesh.
> Then again, maybe they did do that and I'm just jumping the gun.
>
> mike.
>
> I hate spam.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> original message:
>
WHAT THE FUCK???

Why are you reposting these commercials?

Sascha
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Message no. 29
From: Peter Coxon <coxoff@***.COM>
Subject: Re: What the hell!?!
Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:57:04 UT
>> What the hell is this? Isn't there someting in the FAQ about donating
>>$1000 to
>> EFF or something?
>>
>>
>> Geesh.
>> Then again, maybe they did do that and I'm just jumping the gun.
>>
>> mike.
>>
>> I hate spam.
>>
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>> original message:
>>
>WHAT THE FUCK???
Tsk Tsk, Language deary. :-o
>Why are you reposting these commercials?
>
> Sascha
AKA Little Miss Non-PG13

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