| From: | Nightfox <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU> |
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| Subject: | for my i mean your enjoyment |
| Date: | Tue, 9 Nov 1993 20:31:49 -0700 |
its one of the original Talkie and Lister conversations from the show.
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also
infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?
#4_4
Lister: We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baggets
or bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes,
and no hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
Toaster: Ah! So you're a waffle man!
here is some more Red-Dwarf humor.
Rimmer: Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue
here, which is "What are we going to call ourselves?" erm, and
I think it comes down to a choice between `The League Against
Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is
`The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying
Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one
drawback with that -- the abbreviation is `CLITORIS'.
>From `Holoship':
Cat: What? Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the
defensive shields?
Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws.
One: We don't have any defensive shields, and Two: We don't
have any defensive shields. Now, I realise that, technically
speaking, that's only one flaw, but I thought that it was such
a big one it was worth mentioning twice.
Dan
Thanks P.C. !!!!!!
