| From: | Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Is Your Web Site A Secret? (fwd) |
| Date: | Sat, 30 Nov 1996 13:18:40 +0000 |
Remove him NOW!
2> This moron is spamming shadowtk with COMMERCIAL drek...
Charge him the sum of money specified in the FAQ for commercial drek....
3> Just flame bomb and dump the moron anyway....
(After the way some of IF have been treated, this is the LEAST you should to
to this pillock....)
Forwarded message:
|From owner-shadowtk@********.ITRIBE.NET Sat Nov 30 09:51:59 1996
|Message-ID: <199611300943.EAA20551@********.com>
|Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 04:43:53 -0500
|Reply-To: owl@********.com
|Sender: Shadowrun Interactive Fiction <SHADOWTK@********.itribe.net>
|From: owl@********.com
|Subject: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
|To: SHADOWTK@********.ITRIBE.NET
|content-length: 4653
|
| Is your web site the best kept secret on the Internet?
|
| We'll promote it to 50 search engines and indexes for $85
| and complete the job in 2 business days. Satisfaction is
| guaranteed!
|
|If you have a great product, but are not getting many inquiries from
|your Web site, you may not be adequately listed on the Web's search
|engines and indexes.
|
|Millions of viewers daily use these facilities to find the products
|and services they are looking for. But if your site is not listed, no
|one will see it.
|
|Listings on most of these services are free. However, locating and
|filling out the forms required to get a listing can take several days,
|and most people just don't have the time to do it.
|
|That is why we offer a web site promotion service.
|
|WHAT'S THE DEAL?
|
|We will submit your site to 50 indexes and search engines for $85. We
|will accept the return of this E-mail, with the form below filled out,
|as an order. We will bill you upon completion of the promotion. Our
|terms are net 15 days from date of invoice. Satisfaction guaranteed!
|
|HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?
|
|Generally, we complete the submissions within 48 hours of
|receiving your order. It can take any individual search engine or
|index up to three weeks to process your submission, although most are
|much faster.
|
|WHAT SEARCH ENGINES AND INDEXES ARE INCLUDED IN THE
|PROMOTION?
|
|The list changes from time to time. This is our current list:
|
|Abaweb!, All Business Network, Alta Vista, Big Yellow, BizWeb, BizWiz,
|Brian's Revised Internet Yellow Pages, Central Source Yellow Pages,
|E!Net Galaxy, Enterpreneurs on the Web, Excite, Homecom's Global
|Village, I-Network, I-Systems Spiral Business Directory, Infoseek,
|Inktomi, Innovator's Network Yellow Pages, Internet Addressbook Yellow
|Pages, Internet Mall, ISP Internet Yellow Pages, Jumpcity, Jumper Hot
|Links, Linkmaster, Lycos, Magellan-McKinley Yellow Pages, NCSA What's
|New, Net-Happenings, NetMall, New Virtual Yellow Pages, NTG's List,
|OnLine's WWWeb Index, Open Market's Commercial Sites Index, Open Text
|Web Index, Rex, Spider's Pick of the Day, Starting Point, The Source,
|URL Tree, Web Central, Web Venture Hotlist, Webcrawler, Websurf, World
|Wide Yellow Pages, Worldwide Announce Archive, WWW Business Yellow
|Pages, WWW Worm, YelloWWWeb.
|
|
|HOW WILL I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE PROMOTED MY SITE?
|
|When we have completed the promotion, we will send you an HTML
|file as an attachment to your E-mail bill. Save this file to your
|disk, and view it through your Web browser. It provides links to the
|search engine we submitted your site to, plus any comments we received
|from them when we did it.
|
|ARE THERE ANY GUARANTEES?
|
|We do not require prepayment. Your satisfaction is guaranteed or
|you don't pay the bill.
|
|WHO IS OWL'S EYE PRODUCTIONS?
|
|We are a web site promotion company located at:
|
| Owl's Eye Productions, Inc.
| 260 E. Main Street
| Brewster, NY 10509
| Phone: (914) 278-4933
| Fax: (914) 278-4507
| Email: owl@********.com
|
|
|HOW DO I ORDER?
|
|The easiest way to order is by e-mail. Just hit the REPLY button on
|your e-mail program and fill out the following information. (This
|information will be posted to the search engines/indexes):
|
|Your name:
|Company Name:
|Address:
|City: State/Prov: Zip/Postal Code:
|Telephone:
|Fax:
|Email address:
|URL: http://
|Site Title:
|Description (about 25 words):
|Key words, separated by spaces:
|
|If billing a different address, please complete the following:
|
|Addressee:
|Company Name:
|Address:
|City: State/Prov: Zip/Postal Code:
|Telephone:
|Fax:
|Email address:
|
|We will bill via Email. (6N27)
|
|Terms: By returning this document via Email, you agree as follows:
|You have the authority to purchase this service on behalf of your
|company. Terms are net 15 days. Accounts sent to collections will
|be liable for collection costs. You agree to protect and indemnify
|Owl's Eye Productions, Inc. in any claim for libel, copyright
|violations, plagiarism, or privacy and other suits or claims based on
|the content or subject matter of your site.
|
|WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
|
|When we receive your order, we will input the information into
|our system, and send you a proof.
|
|After we process any corrections, we will run your promotion, capturing
|any comments from search engines as we go. We will incorporate these
|into an HTML-formatted report to you, which we will attach to
|your bill.
|===Web Promotions=====Press Releases=====Link Exchanges=========
| Owl's Eye Productions, Inc.
| 260 E. Main Street
| Brewster, NY 10509
|Ph: 914-278-4933 Fx: 914-278-4507 E-mail: owlseye@********.com
|
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