| From: | Twitch <Twitch@*******.DEMON.CO.UK> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Purple Pain |
| Date: | Mon, 21 Jul 1997 01:21:19 +0100 |
>>>>>[OK. This is getting ridiculous. I've been trying to contact you
for ages. You're dopey code is too much to consider for any length of
time and interferes with what I really want to do, I mean who wants to
spend hours and hours and hours working out a simple little thing like
"Hey there, where d'ya want 'em," when it takes bleedin' hours to do it,
and a guy could be doing something much more interesting and important
like propping up the bar at the Green Dragonette. I mean like really,
man, this is too much, plus I've got a basement full of your goods and
they are _really_ beginning to stink. Normally I'd dispose of the
articles myself but you _did_ ask for them, and there's fifteen of the
beggers laying around decomposing and it ain't fraggin' nice. Now if
I'd known you didn't want them, and weren't going to make arrangements
for delivery/disposal I woulda posted them somewhere myself, as it is
they're too damn rotten to move now, and I'm damned if I'm gonna start
picking up pieces with a gas mask on my face, if I wanted to hide my
face I woulda had it altered by some plasto-guy, like the guys down in
tacoma, but I don't so I won't and haven't. So, if you want these
articles taken somewhere you'd better do it soon before they're just
little lumps of rotten whatever and they become one with the basement,
and on top of that, the landlord has started moaning about the aroma,
and it's getting difficult constantly killing the repair guys that come
around to fix the air conditioning, though I am getting a nice
collection of tools for fixing air conditioning which would be really
neat if I knew anything about air conditioning, which I don't, except
that it keeps the room at a liveable temperature, but seeing as the
stink is almost unbearable, and I can't turn on the air conditioning
because of the smell, the room isn't cool, in fact it's fraggin' hot in
here, and that's even worse, because that makes everything stink, and
the air isn't getting recycled through the air filters which means I get
the stench of the damn Sound coming in through the window which I have
to have open just to get a little breeze and air into the room to make
it even moderately bearable and then there's all these tools which I
don't know how to use but are really kinda neat but no damn good to me,
and I can't sell 'em at the pawn shop, though I've tried because they've
got this company stamp all over them and that makes then realy difficult
to sell and that ends up with me and several sets of tools that most
people won't touch because of the stamp on 'em, and if I filed the name
off them the tools would have these great big scratches and things all
over them and then people wouldn't want them, but then they don't want
them anyway because of the name, and because I can't use them they're
all rather useless, which all comes down to the simple fact that either
you do something with the articles I've collected for you, or I'll have
to tear your fraggin head off and play bouncy with it, and now someone's
barfing all over the alley outside my window, and I've just about had
enough of this...
Sorted.
OK?]>>>>>
-- Twitch <01:11:14/21-07-58
