From:	Doctor Doom <jch8169@******.TAMU.EDU>
Subject:	Re: Offers of aid
Date:	Mon, 6 Dec 1993 08:46:01 -0600

> >And, Robert, this does really suck, and I wish I could help. Sometimes...
> >being an English major really has drawbacks. I can't even attempt to help
> >you track the jerk.
>
> Yeah, but you could give him an 'F' for bad grammar or spelling or
> something. . .Between you and Flare, we could make the fiend's life
> rather hellish, making him diagram iambic pentameter for 10 to 20.
>
> J Roberson

Then what utility does a History Major possess? Hhhhmmmmmmm... Perhaps
subjecting him to one of my more highly-detailed expositions based on a
historical supposition (tm) ... by which I shall endeavor to prove and
demonstrate how different the world would be today were it not for this or
that event... Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm...

Doctor Doom