From:	Doctor Doom <jch8169@*******.TAMU.EDU>
Subject:	Re: New guy!
Date:	Sat, 18 Feb 1995 18:05:20 -0600

> Yes, the toaster (what did CRUSH ever do with the darn blasted
> thing). Its best if not mentioned. The toaster is an AI that
> wants to discus grain products and why your not eating enough
> of them. (Ever read/watch Red Dwarf? Its ##### the Toaster...
> ooooh >delete< I said its name...) If you mention its name
> it usually haunts you for a while.

Herr Harlequin, for Naming the Name which must Not Be Named, I Name you
Guilty of Naming the Name which Must Not Be Named, and hence you must be
Maimed for Naming the UnNamable Name:

"Oh Lord, Name this, Thy carp, that with it Thou mayest Name and THWAP Thine
UnNamable enemies into tiny Nameless bits, in Thy Named Mercy. . . ."

Carpe Cyprinum!

TTTTTTTTTT HH HH WW WW AA PPPPPPP || ||
TT HH HH WW WW AAAA PP PP || ||
TT HH HH WW WW AA AA PP PP || ||
TT HHHHHHHH WW WW WW AA AA PPPPPPP || ||
TT HH HH WW WW WW AAAAAAAA PP || ||
TT HH HH WWWWWWWW AA AA PP
TT HH HH WW WW AA AA PP .. ..

[ wet carp noise, so named ]

"And thy foe, being naughty and Nameless in My sight, shall snuff it."

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