From:	Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK>
Subject:	Re: your mail
Date:	Sat, 7 Dec 1996 00:44:52 +0000

|"Traffic A-9, radar has picked up a small object approaching your position
|from the southeast. Please investigate."
|"Roger, Control. Uh, object appears to be a person."
|"Please confirm, A-9."
|"Confirmed. Object is a man in a buisness suit. Should I try to arrest
|him, or issue a ticket, Control?"
|"I doubt he has a license plate on his suit, A-9. Follow and issue ticket
|upon his landing."
|"Sorry, Control, but he's outrunning my Wasp."

ROTFL

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