From:	"The Illustrious Mr. Frypp" <JAMES-CUENO@*********.EDU>
Subject:	Re: AAAAAAAAGH!
Date:	Wed, 12 Feb 1997 16:06:58 CST

> <pulls out the Thwap-o-matic 2000 by Carpbusters>
> <sets to "frapee">

"OH, NO!! Not FRAPEE!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!" B0

Word of advice, kids, remember to clean your Thwap-O-Matic thoroughly
of all fish guts before mixing drinks in it!

> <realizes he's never been kicked off this list, and that Mark's wife just
> had a kid>

ie "Sleep deprivation -- a valid defense for homicide? On the next
Regis!"


jim

"If you get beef tapeworms from eating undercooked beef,
and pork tapeworms from eating undercooked pork,
do you get dwarf tapeworms from eating undercooked dwarves?"
-- Dr. Detroit, Street Doc, Second-hand Cyber Dealer, Organlegger

"I mighta gotta elf tapeworm once.... Never 'gin, tho'... tasted like
chicken."
-- Snake, Ork Samurai