From: | "Todd M. Behringer" <billykid@******.COM> |
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Subject: | Re: About nerps |
Date: | Thu, 25 Sep 1997 22:44:02 -0500 |
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> # 1) Send $25 US dollars and a SASE to:
> #
> # Todd M. Behringer
> # W299 N5449 Arrow Ct.
> # Hartland,WI 53029 USA
>
> Todd, I'm still waiting, and I sent my payment off on the 9th!
> Gee...
>
> Maybe I should have sent A Self Addressed Stamped Envelope to FASA instead, at
>
> FASA-NERPs
> 1100 W. Cermak B305
> Chicago, Il USA 60608
Hmm well your card hasn't arrived for two reasons:
First of all, you forgot to send the payment. However, if you send your payment
today, along with the $15 late fee, and the $29.95 extra processing fee, I'd be
happy to send your card out. And if you would like next day delivery, just add
another $35.25 and I'll have it to you next day!
Second of all, When I said self addressed stamped envelope, I didn't mean make
the envelope out to MY address! you were supposed to make it out to YOUR address!
I already sent the card out, and got it back (I'm sure that really messed up our
already freaked up post office!) Once again, being the nice guy I am, I'll gladly
send your card out for the above fees, and a new SASE (YOUR ADDRESS THIS TIME).
Let me know if you are still interested, several dozen people have already sent
their checks in!
(Yeah Sure!)
-todd
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