| From: | Jaymz <justin@******.NET> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Re: About nerps |
| Date: | Thu, 25 Sep 1997 22:32:30 -0500 |
# Well, I tell you what! Since your such a nice guy, I'll cut you a deal!
You
# send me $45 US Dollars and I'll send you not ONE BUT TWO Nerps! Act now
# quantities are limited. And if you are one of the first ten idiots, I mean
# buyers, I'll throw in your very own copy of this month's Scrye (insert cards
# excluded). AND THATS NOT ALL!!! If you are one of the first five people to
# order, I'll throw in a copy of this month's Inquest magazine (insert cards
# excluded). BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!!!! If you are the first person to buy
this
# ripoff, i mean deal, I'll include not ONE, not TWO, not three, But FOUR
common
# cards of your choice. Act now, because tomorrow this offer will cost 10
dollars
# more, and you won't get as much!
Man, if only I could bottle and sell that sarcasm!
I'd be able to afford a deal like this!
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