| From: | ">>>>> Axlrose - ... <<<<<" <axlrose@**********.COM> |
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| Subject: | Re: Deck: Horsemen of the Apocalypse |
| Date: | Wed, 4 Mar 1998 08:51:41 -0500 |
>---Loki <daddyjim@**********.COM> wrote:
<Snipped the horse deck...>
<Snipped the jam session for this weekend...>
>This _REALLY_ should've gone private mail. Why I didn't send it that way I
don't know. >Sorry guys. Doing email from work and I'm just not
multitasking. Guess I should dropped >that cash for that Encephelon when I
was in for the Boosted Reflexes.
><sigh>
> -== Loki ==-
*Axlrose plays a "Whoops!" on Loki the Fearless Leader and decides to
remove decking...
*Axlrose then plays a brand new card on Loki - the baby card!
The Baby!!! - Special (Stinger?)
Cost: Minimum of 18 years of up-keep...
Skills: Causing Mischief - 2, Filling Diapers - 5, Waking New Parents Up at
Night - 4
Text: Play card upon real life player, not any of his/her/it Shadowrunner
cards - might drool on a rare card! Parents of new parents of 'The
Baby!!!' have a tendency to say nothing but just smile, especially when
'The Baby!!!' is causing trouble for new parents. Whenever new parent(s)
want to do anything, roll D6 - on a roll of 1, baby wants attention NOW!
On a roll of 2, baby is hungry... On a roll of 3, baby is hungry but throws
up on new parent's shoulder... On a roll of 4, baby wants a diaper change
even though diaper was changed quite recently... On a roll of 5, baby gets
into parent's stuff, causing a mess while doing uncalculabled damage... On
a roll of 6, baby falls asleep for an hour...
Picture: One of those pictures where people say "The Baby has the mother's
eyes, but stuck with the father's nose....."
Flavor: "Gurgle gurble *burp* ... *sniff sniff* Whaa!!!"
I guess there is something ~positive~ about being anti-social *snicker*
*grin*.
>>>>>Axlrose - ...<<<<<
