| From: | Gilbert Glaze <yleecoyote@*********.NET> |
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| Subject: | Oh my its soooo BIG |
| Date: | Sun, 29 Mar 1998 00:27:26 -0800 |
pajamas I will never know <click>
...It wasnt the bullets which brought down that creature...It was beauty
which killed the beast..<click>
We demand.....A SHRUBBERY "Ni" <click>
And now for something completely Achmed
Yes boys & girls, mammals & reptiles, living & undead. As you may have
noticed today we have a theme "Hurray for our side". Yes I have actually
saved up enough money these last few months to be able to have a theme.
Our theme is (drumroll sound effect...hey just go with it O.K.) really big
stuff. Because I have an Huge ummmmm list...yeah thats it list. So all you
people monitoring your childrens email I am talking about a list. NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH. Anyway I am offering any 6 cards from my have list for any 1
card from my want list. Hey you know the drill. You dont need to be a rocket
scientist to figure this one out. Though if you are blonde..PLEASE STEP AWAY
FROM THE COMPUTER "BEEP BEEP BEEP"
Haves:
CARD Type
RUNNERS
Domino Runner 3
Hawkwind Runner 1
Kraker Jack Runner 1
Macabre Runner 1
The Mole Runner 2
Skidz Runner 1
Stiletto Runner 1
GEAR
Automated Patrol Vehicle Gear 3
Beretta Gear 4
Bulldog Van Gear 1
Defiance Shotgun Gear 3
Extended Clip Gear 2
Flechette Rounds Gear 1
FN Mag-5 Gear 1
Harley Scorpion Gear 2
Muscle Replacement Gear 1
Ranger X Gear 1
Skillsoft: Gunnery Gear 1
Skillsoft: Social Gear 2
Walther Palm Pistol Gear 1
Fuchi Cyber-6 Gear 2
Armor Spell Gear 1
City Spirit Gear 1
Fireball Gear 1
Foretelling Gear 1
Heal Gear 1
CONTACTS
Fringe Surgeon Contact 1
Mr. Black Contact 1
OBJECTIVES
Crossfire Objective 2
Desert Hit Objective 3
Eco-war! Objective 1
Fugitive Run Objective 1
Operation Up and Over Objective 1
Ragnarock Objective 3
Urban Brawl Objective 1
CHALLENGES
Ambush Challenge 3
Ancients' Turf Challenge 2
Chomps-2000 Guard Dog Challenge 1
Double Jeopardy Challenge 4
Elite Security Guards Challenge 2
Eyekiller Challenge 3
The Funhouse Challenge 2
Halloweener Hell Challenge 1
Integrated Control Center Challenge 2
Knight Errant Guards Challenge 2
Mafia Goons Challenge 2
Poison Gas Trap Challenge 2
Razorhead Turf Challenge 2
Sabotaged Controls Challenge 2
Sim-sensation Challenge 2
Swarm of Drones Challenge 2
Toxic Spirit Challenge 1
SPECIALS (STINGERS)
Reinforcements Special (Stinger) 4
Ricochet Special (Stinger) 2
Rough Night Special (Stinger) 3
Tactics: Scatter Special (Stinger) 1
SPECIALS
Block Party Special 1
Bugged Deck Special 2
Cover Up Special 2
Even Steven Special 1
Infected Chrome Special 1
Riots Special 1
UNDERWORLD
Banzai Yakuza Thug Oni/Ork Runner 2
Bowzer Mafia Thug Ork Runner 4
Duncan Lone Star Beat Cop Dwarf Runner 3
Jade Yakuza Agent Human Runner 6
Loki Mafia Thug Elf Runner 4
Odysseus Street Samurai Cyclops/Troll Runner 7
Sancho Ganger Human Runner 5
Skitz Ganger Human Runner 4
CHALLENGES
Lone Star K9 Unit Challenge (Awakened) 4
Lone Star Tracker Drone Challenge (Miscellaneous) 2
Meet the Family Challenge (Personnel/Street)3
Scatterbrain Raid Challenge (Personnel/Street)4
Yakuza Hit Squad Challenge (Street/Vehicle) 7
GEAR
Handcuffs Gear (Miscellaneous) 2
Poison Gear (Miscellaneous) 5
Shriek 1000 Gear (Drone) 4
Jinx Gear (Magic/Spell) 4
Jinx Spirit Gear (Magic/Spell) 2
LOCATIONS
The Black Market Mafia Location 6
The Docks Mafia Location 3
OBJECTIVES
Crime Wave Objective 4
Hell House Objective 3
Humanis Policlub Rally Objective 2
Nosferatu Den Objective 4
SPECIALS
Bear Totem Special 2
The Big Break Special 5
Brain Fart Special 5
Halloweeners Special 3
Long Arm of the Law Special 4
Poor Craftsmanship Special 4
The Price of Fame Special 3
Scatterbrains Special 3
Special Delivery Special 3
Spreading the Disease Special 3
Street Violence Special 3
Test of Honor Special 2
Unstable Ally Special 4
STINGERS
Friend of a Friend Special/Stinger 4
Innocent Bystander Special/Stinger 3
Intimidation Special/Stinger 5
Outstanding Performance Special/Stinger 3
Sepuku Special/Stinger 4
Shakedown Special/Stinger 2
Wants:
Bam Bam
Caeser
Clutch
Dodger
Drake
Fastjack
Ghost Who Walks
Grizzly
Gutter Rat
Highbrow
Ice Queen
Iron Mike
Marek
Moon Shadow
Pappy
Ravage
Ripper
Sally Tsung
Scatter
Scorpio
Skag
Tin Man
Tiny
Titan
Wheeler
Armor-Piercing Ammo
Bullet Barrier
Camo
Cortex Bomb
Crash
Defiance Taser
Doberman Patrol Vehicle
Doc Wagon (Platinum)
Fairlight Excalibur
Greater Elemental
Gyro Stabilizer
Heavy Armor (Full)
Hellblast
Lucky Wabbit's Foot
Monofilament Whip
Panther Assault Cannon
PRC-44b Yellowjacket
Ranger Arms
Redirect Datatrail
Remington 750
Smartgun Link
Sticky Fingers
Stun Gloves
Wired Reflexes
Humanis Policlub Ganger
Squatter
The Fat Man
Yoshimo Chang
Ares Macrotechnology
Renraku
Saeder-Krupp
Fuchi Industries
Cleanse the Hive
Dragon Hunt
Dunkelzahn's Black Book
Room 5b78
Anti-Astral Barrier
Barney Phyffe
Elite Security Mage
Flock of Geese
Heavy Sentry Gun
Hellhound
Highway Showdown
Incubus
Killer Drone
Motion Detectors
Runners on Retainer
Security Decker
Security Rigger
Steppin' Wulf Ambush
The Big Chase
Time-Delayed Bomb
Blindsided
Tactics: Converge
Cowards
Distraction
Just a Rumor
Lofwyr's Schemes
Major Drain
Sudden Goblinization
Suicide Run
Abducted!
Ambidextrous
Cyber-psychosis
Knock-Knock
Matrix Crash
Rush Job
UNDERWORLD
Humbug Ganger
Lone Star Sergeant
Ninja Guard
Switchblade
Heckler Spirit
Spell Lock
Black Credstick
Coffin Hotel
The Initiation
The Doomsday Device
Cement Shoes
Better Offer
State of Confusion
Metahuman Prejudice
Backdoor
Now thats what I call a list.
Subliminal message for the day:
There is no such thing as Jumbo shrimp.....There is no such thing as Jumbo
shrimp.....There is no such thing as Jumbo shrimp.....There is no such thing
as Jumbo shrimp.....There is no such thing as Jumbo shrimp.....There is no
such thing as Jumbo shrimp.....
Now we will see if Sizzler continues to mock my powers
Send all Flames, Rhetoric, Prayers &/or Anti-psychotic medication directly to:
yleecoyote@*********.net
Accept no substitue
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