| From: | Crazy Achmed <yleecoyote@*********.NET> |
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| Subject: | Crazy little thing called HUH??? |
| Date: | Fri, 22 May 1998 22:35:39 -0700 |
Today we have a very special guest. Hello I am "Crazy Achmed" come prance
with me & be merry <Prance Prance Prance>....<click>
Today, thats rght I said today only you can get the thigh-tightner 2000 for
only 25 easy installments of only $150.99 & we will also throw in absolutely
free this Hee Haw collectors edition bumper sticker. Thats right regularly a
$200 value by itself....<click>
O.K., its painfully obvious I stay up very late & watch farrrrrr too much
T.V., hey somebodys gotta do it. Well at least thats what I tell myself
anyway. Did you all miss me & my mind altering posts..Hmmmmmmmm???
Well I aint selling any thigh-tightner 2000's today, but hey I aint that
classy of a guy anyway. I do have a special offer for all my fellow game
junkies.
Any 6 cards from my have list for any 1 card from my want list. Yep 6 for 1.
Tit for tat, & I got a lot 'O tat, so throw me out your best offer & hey if
your lucky you wont end up locked in a little 2 by 5 room doped up on
anti-psychotics all day watching the T.V. like me.
HAVES:
Banzai Yakuza Thug Ork Runner 1
Bowzer Mafia Thug Ork Runner 1
Cherry Bomb Runner 1
Domino Runner 2
Duncan Lone Star Cop Dwarf Runner 2
Jade Yakuza Agent Human Runner 3
Loki Mafia Thug Elf Runner 2
The Mole Runner 2
Odysseus Street Samurai Troll Runner 4
The Preacher Runner 1
Sancho Ganger Human Runner 2
Skidz Runner 3
Skitz Ganger Human Runner 2
Stiletto Runner 1
Tinkerbell Runner 1
Uncle Joe Runner 1
Automated Patrol VehicleGear 2
Beretta Gear 1
Bulldog Van Gear 1
Defiance Shotgun Gear 3
Dermal Plating Gear 3
Doc Wagon (Gold) Gear 1
Extended Clip Gear 3
Flechette Rounds Gear 1
FNHAR Gear 1
FN Mag-5 Gear 1
Handcuffs Gear 2
Poison Gear 3
Ranger X Gear 1
Ruger Super Warhawk Gear 1
Shriek 1000 Gear 3
Skillsoft: Gunnery Gear 1
Skillsoft: Social Gear 2
Walther Palm Pistol Gear 1
Fuchi Cyber-6 Gear 2
Armor Spell Gear 1
Fireball Gear 3
Foretelling Gear 1
Heal Gear 2
Jinx Gear 3
Jinx Spirit Gear 2
Fringe Surgeon Contact 1
Mr. Black Contact 1
Shady Manager Street Contact 1
Street Kid Street Contact 2
The Black Market Location 2
The Docks Location 3
Crime Wave Objective 3
Crossfire Objective 1
Desert Hit Objective 3
Eco-war! Objective 3
Fugitive Run Objective 2
Fusion Run Objective 2
Hell House Objective 2
Humanis Policlub Rally Objective 1
Nosferatu Den Objective 3
Operation Up and Over Objective 1
Ragnarock Objective 2
Ambush Challenge 3
Ancients' Turf Challenge 2
Chomps-2000 Guard Dog Challenge 2
Double Jeopardy Challenge 3
Elite Security Guards Challenge 2
Eyekiller Challenge 2
The Funhouse Challenge 2
Halloweener Hell Challenge 1
Hunting Gargoyles Challenge 2
Integrated Control Cntr Challenge 1
Knight Errant Guards Challenge 1
Lone Star K9 Unit Challenge 3
Lone Star Tracker Drone Challenge 2
Mafia Goons Challenge 3
Meet the Family Challenge 3
Poison Gas Trap Challenge 2
Razorhead Turf Challenge 2
Sabotaged Controls Challenge 3
Scatterbrain Raid Challenge 3
Sim-sensation Challenge 2
Swarm of Drones Challenge 2
Toxic Spirit Challenge 1
Yakuza Hit Squad Challenge 3
Change of Plans Special (Stinger)1
Friend of a Friend Special/Stinger 3
Innocent Bystander Special/Stinger 2
Intimidation Special/Stinger 2
No Way Out Special (Stinger)2
Outstanding Performance Special/Stinger 3
Reinforcements Special (Stinger)1
Ricochet Special (Stinger)2
Rough Night Special (Stinger)3
Sepuku Special/Stinger 2
Shakedown Special/Stinger 2
Tactics: Scatter Special (Stinger)2
Whoops! Special (Stinger)1
Wild Goose Chase Special (Stinger)2
Bear Totem Special 2
The Big Break Special 3
Block Party Special 2
Brain Fart Special 2
Bugged Deck Special 2
Cover Up Special 2
Drive-by Special 1
Even Steven Special 3
Halloweeners Special 3
Long Arm of the Law Special 3
Poor Craftsmanship Special 2
The Price of Fame Special 2
Riots Special 3
Scatterbrains Special 2
Special Delivery Special 3
Spreading the Disease Special 3
Street Violence Special 2
Test of Honor Special 2
Unstable Ally Special 3
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WANTS:
Caeser Runner
Clutch Runner
Dodger Runner
Drake Runner
Grizzly Runner
Gutter Rat Runner
Highbrow Runner
Holmes Detective Ork Runner
Humbug Ganger Ork Runner
Ice Queen Runner
Iron Mike Runner
Kham Runner
Lord Torgo Runner
Louie Da' Bruiser Mafia Thug Troll Runner
Marek Runner
Moon Shadow Runner
Pappy Runner
Ripper Runner
Ro-jin Yakuza Bodyguard Dwarf Runner
Skwaaaark Runner
Tempest Runner
Tin Man Runner
Tiny Runner
Titan Runner
Wheeler Runner
Armor-Piercing Ammo Gear
Black Credstick Gear
Cortex Bomb Gear
Defiance Taser Gear
Doberman Patrol Vehicle Gear
Doc Wagon (Platinum) Gear
Gyro Stabilizer Gear
Heavy Armor (Full) Gear
Heavy Armor (Partial) Gear
Lucky Wabbit's Foot Gear
Monofilament Whip Gear
Panther Assault Cannon Gear
PRC-44b Yellowjacket Gear
Ranger Arms Gear
Smartgun Link Gear
Spell Lock Gear
Stun Gloves Gear
Wired Reflexes Gear
Camo Gear
Crash Gear
Fairlight Excalibur Gear
Redirect Datatrail Gear
Sticky Fingers Gear
Bullet Barrier Gear
Greater Elemental Gear
Heckler Spirit Gear
Hellblast Gear
The Fat Man Contact
Humanis Policlub Ganger Contact
Lone Star Sergeant Lone Star Cont.
Ninja Guard Yakuza Contact
Squatter Contact
Yoshimo Chang Contact
Ares Macrotechnology Location
Aztechnology Location
The Festering Tusk Location
The Hideaway Location
Renraku Location
Saeder-Krupp Location
Shadowland Location
Sniper Roost Location
The Doomsday Device Objective
Dunkelzahn's Black Book Objective
The Initiation Objective
Kamikaze Run Objective
Anti-Astral Barrier Challenge
Barney Phyffe Challenge
The Big Chase Challenge
Custom System Challenge
Flock of Geese Challenge
Guardian Dracoform Challenge
Guardian Earth ElementalChallenge
Guardian Fire Elemental Challenge
Heavy Sentry Gun Challenge
Hellhound Challenge
Highway Showdown Challenge
Incubus Challenge
Killer Drone Challenge
Motion Detectors Challenge
Runners on Retainer Challenge
Security Rigger Challenge
Time-Delayed Bomb Challenge
All or Nothing Special (Stinger)
Backdoor Special/Stinger
Blindsided Special (Stinger)
Cowards Special (Stinger)
Distraction Special (Stinger)
False Mentor Special (Stinger)
Just a Rumor Special (Stinger)
Lofwyr's Schemes Special (Stinger)
Major Drain Special (Stinger)
Metahuman Prejudice Special/Stinger
State of Confusion Special/Stinger
Sudden Goblinization Special (Stinger)
Suicide Run Special (Stinger)
Tactics: Converge Special (Stinger)
Abducted! Special
Ambidextrous Special
Better Offer Special
Cement Shoes Special
Cyber-psychosis Special
Knock-Knock Special
Matrix Crash Special
Red Alert Special
Rush Job Special
Snake Totem Special
Trogs Special
DISCLAIMER:
"Crazy Achmed" & Gil Glaze are copyright by me & any similarity that I
have
to anything living or dead is purely coincidental. Please send all
questions, comments, flames or other information care of:
Bill Clinton's
Pussycat playhouse
Email address
yleecoyote@*********.net
Todays subliminal message:
I think this Achmed guy should be voted ruler of the known planes of existence
I think this Achmed guy should be voted ruler of the known planes of existence
I think this Achmed guy should be voted ruler of the known planes of existence
I think this Achmed guy should be voted ruler of the known planes of existence
Thank you for playing & thank you for flying "Crazy Achmed". Always
remember, in the event of a water landing you may be used as a flotation device.
Bye, Bye Bye, Goodbye, Bye now, Bye Bye, So long, Goodbye, Bye Bye, Shoo,
Get along little doggie, Bye now, Bye Bye.
