From:	Crazy Achmed <yleecoyote@*********.NET>
Subject:	Prance with me & be merry
Date:	Mon, 8 Jun 1998 22:19:51 -0700

Ohhhhhh...Hello there. I am very glad you have come to visit Castle Achmed.
We have a SPECIAL treat for you today....If you trade with Achmed he will
allow you to LIVE <BwaaaHaaHaa Haa> (or you may insert your own evil cackle
if you prefer). Well here we go again. I have 3 yes count them 3. Whats the
matter cant you count 3 (geez) Fuchi Industries for trade. Hey what can I
say. I was born under a lucky star. My mother always said I was born under a
rock, but hey that was the '60s. Need I say more???? Aaaaaaaanyway, below is
a list of cards I am looking for. The cards marked (*) are preferred, so if
these are offered you get first choice. I can provide as many net refs as
you could ever possibly want. So go ahead make my day. But I digress (Gee
who'd a thunk that would happen). Just remember this offer is not valid in
any country with an efficient government. Total value 1/2 of $.01. Void
where prolific. Tresspassers will be violated, and oh yes lest I
forget...Thank you for flying "Crazy Achmed". I hope you enjoyed the ride
as much as I did.

I want it I want it I want it Gimme gimme gimme:
Caeser
Clutch
Dodger
Grizzly
Highbrow
Humbug Ganger
Ice Queen *
Lord Torgo
Louie Da' Bruiser
Marek
Moon Shadow
Ripper
Ro-jin
Skwaaaark *
Tempest
Tin Man
Tiny
Titan
Wheeler *
Armor-Piercing Ammo
Black Credstick
Cortex Bomb
Defiance Taser
Doberman Patrol Vehicle
Doc Wagon (Platinum)
Heavy Armor (Full)
Lucky Wabbit's Foot *
Monofilament Whip
Panther Assault Cannon
PRC-44b Yellowjacket
Ranger Arms
Smartgun Link
Spell Lock
Stun Gloves
Wired Reflexes
Camo
Fairlight Excalibur
Redirect Datatrail
Sticky Fingers *
Bullet Barrier
Greater Elemental
Heckler Spirit
Hellblast
The Fat Man
Humanis Policlub Ganger
Ninja Guard
Squatter
Ares Macrotechnology
Aztechnology
The Festering Tusk
The Hideaway
Renraku
Sniper Roost
The Doomsday Device
Dunkelzahn's Black Book
The Initiation
Kamikaze Run
Anti-Astral Barrier
Barney Phyffe
The Big Chase *
Custom System
Flock of Geese
Guardian Dracoform
Guardian Earth Elemental
Guardian Fire Elemental
Heavy Sentry Gun
Hellhound
Highway Showdown
Incubus
Killer Drone
Motion Detectors
Runners on Retainer
Security Rigger
Time-Delayed Bomb
All or Nothing
Backdoor
Blindsided
Cowards
False Mentor
Just a Rumor
Lofwyr's Schemes
Major Drain
State of Confusion *
Sudden Goblinization
Suicide Run
Abducted!
Ambidextrous *
Better Offer
Cement Shoes
Cyber-psychosis *
Knock-Knock *
Matrix Crash
Red Alert
Rush Job *
Please send all Playboy playmates, cash, letter bombs & miscellaneous
gunfire in care of:
"Crazy Achmed"
At
The Hugh Hefner prostate fund
yleecoyote@*********.net