From:	Crazy Achmed <yleecoyote@*********.NET>
Subject:	Big Top trades
Date:	Sat, 18 Jul 1998 22:31:01 -0700

Ahhh the sound of children prancing around tents. The smell of cotton candy
in the air. The overall feel of cheer & wonderment. This can only mean one
thing.
ACHMEDS HERE BABY!!!!!!!
Yes the wacko that brought you such classics as....Crazy Achmeds rabid
weasal & Size matters is back.
But wait theres more if you fall to your knees in praise of the all mighty
Achmed right now, I will throw in this wonderful set of Ginsu steak knives.
When you think of quality you might as well think of Ginsu cause nothing
else comes to mind.

And now for something completely Achmed.

OK boys & girls of all ages (particularly the young girls...Woof). I have
these wonderful...exciting...vivacious (OK maybe I am a little over the top)
cards for trade:
Adam Bomb
King of the Hill
Genetics Lab
&
Nerps!

I will trade any 2 of the above for any 1 of my wants marked***
I am looking for:
Caeser Runner
Clutch Runner
Dodger Runner
Grizzly Runner
Highbrow Runner
Humbug Ganger Ork Runner
Iron Mike Runner
Kham Runner
Lord Torgo Runner
Louie Da' Bruiser Mafia Thug Troll Runner
Marek Runner
Moon Shadow Runner
Pappy Runner
Ripper Runner
Ro-jin Yakuza Bodyguard Dwarf Runner
Skwaaaark Runner
Tempest Runner
Tin Man Runner
Tiny Runner
Titan Runner
Wheeler Runner
Armor-Piercing Ammo Gear
Black Credstick Gear
Cortex Bomb Gear
Defiance Taser Gear
Doberman Patrol Vehicle Gear
Doc Wagon (Platinum) Gear
Heavy Armor (Full) Gear
Lucky Wabbit's Foot Gear
Monofilament Whip Gear
Panther Assault Cannon Gear
PRC-44b Yellowjacket Gear
Ranger Arms Gear
Smartgun Link Gear
Spell Lock Gear
Stun Gloves Gear
Wired Reflexes Gear
Camo Gear
Crash Gear
Fairlight Excalibur Gear
Redirect Datatrail Gear
Sticky Fingers Gear
Greater Elemental Gear
Heckler Spirit Gear
Hellblast Gear
The Fat Man Contact
Humanis Policlub Ganger Contact
Lone Star Sergeant Lone Star Cont.
Ninja Guard Yakuza Contact
Squatter Contact
Ares Macrotechnology Location
Aztechnology Location
The Festering Tusk Location
The Hideaway Location
Renraku Location
Sniper Roost Location
The Doomsday Device Objective
Dunkelzahn's Black Book Objective
The Initiation Objective
Kamikaze Run Objective
Anti-Astral Barrier Challenge
Barney Phyffe Challenge
The Big Chase *** Challenge
Custom System Challenge
Flock of Geese Challenge
Guardian Dracoform Challenge
Guardian Earth Elemental Challenge
Guardian Fire Elemental Challenge
Heavy Sentry Gun Challenge
Hellhound Challenge
Highway Showdown Challenge
Incubus Challenge
Killer Drone Challenge
Motion Detectors Challenge
Runners on Retainer Challenge
Security Rigger Challenge
Time-Delayed Bomb Challenge
Backdoor Special/Stinger
Blindsided Special (Stinger)
Cowards Special (Stinger)
False Mentor Special (Stinger)
Just a Rumor Special (Stinger)
Major Drain Special (Stinger)
Metahuman Prejudice Special/Stinger
State of Confusion Special/Stinger
Sudden Goblinization Special (Stinger)
Suicide Run Special (Stinger)
Abducted! Special
Ambidextrous*** Special
Better Offer Special
Cement Shoes Special
Cyber-psychosis*** Special
Knock-Knock Special
Matrix Crash Special
Red Alert Special
Rush Job*** Special

So come one come all & make me an offer I cant refuse. Otherwise you may
find a horses head next to your pillow <insert mad cackle here>.
Offer only valid in states where prohibited. Subject to diversification of
age. Always remember pregnant women & parapeligic baboons should always
consult with a physician prior to exposure to Crazy Achmed.
Have a nice day.