From:	Crazy Achmed <yleecoyote@*********.NET>
Subject:	Return of Achmed!!!!
Date:	Fri, 2 Oct 1998 21:53:53 -0700

Please help us Obi Wan you're our last hope...<click>
...and we can rule the galaxy as father and son...<click>
Your powers are weak old man...<click>
Yes when the galaxy needs saving. When the lives of billions & billions
(kinda Sagan aint it???) of innocent lives are in peril. Who do you call out
for??? (Gee, I dont know). When the universe itself is being torn apart by
the big nasty guy with the upper respritoy problems & bad fashion sense (I
mean really, a black helmet in this heat!!). Who is the one voice we all cry
out for????

HELLO, I AM ACHMED. PRANCE WITH ME & BE MERRY!!!!!!!!

...and now for something completely Achmed....

Yes, I have yet another Fabulous, wonderful, fatasmagoriclarific new trade
list for all the good little boys & girls. You ask what has Achmed brought
us today? Selfish little brats. Always thinking of yourselves arent you.
When I was your age...,but I digress.

Yes once again "Crazy Achmed" brings you the very finest in promo cards
(Ohhh shiney!!!).
CURTAIN PLEASE!!!!!!

Haves:
Hatchetman 2057 (X2)
Genetics Lab (X2)

Some minor little baubles I wouldnt mind you tossing my way while you gaze
wonderously & longingly at my....HEY Quit drooling over there. Oh you might
call this my want list:

Archie McDeven
Bam Bam
Grizzly
Ice Queen
Lord Torgo
Marek
Moon Shadow
Pappy
Skwaaaark
Tin Man
Tiny
Titan
Armor-Piercing Ammo
Heavy Armor (Full)
Heavy Armor (Partial)
Lucky Wabbit's Foot
Spell Lock
Wired Reflexes
Greater Elemental
Hellblast
Fairlight Excalibur
Sticky Fingers
Squatter
Coffin Hotel
The Big Chase
Custom System
Guardian Dracoform
Guardian Earth Elemental
Guardian Fire Elemental
Highway Showdown
Killer Drone
Time-Delayed Bomb
Backdoor
Just a Rumor
Abducted!
Ambidextrous
Cyber-psychosis

So run dont walk to your nearest 'puter & give me many many offers. I am a
benevolent liege & will treat you....well lets talk about that later.
ANYWAYYYYY. Make me some offers I cant refuse & I probably wont refuse them.

Todays subliminal message is:
You know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck!!!!
You know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck!!!!
You know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck!!!!
You know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck!!!!
You know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck!!!!
You know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck!!!!
So have a nice day & for your wonderful parting gift...It is the San
Francisco treat you know....feel free to wite me at:
Big Willies cigar fest extravagange
yleecoyote@*********.net



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