From: | Bull bull@*******.net |
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Subject: | Goblinization |
Date: | Wed, 2 Jun 1999 04:36:09 -0400 (EDT) |
by Bull
It happened quite suddenly,
When I was 16.
The horns, the fangs,
Every teen goes through growth spurts,
But c'mon!
3 Feet over night?
Mary won;t come near me now.
She called me a monster.
Everyone's afraid of me.
Wouldn't you be?
I would.
Well, everyone but Coach Mulvhill.
He wants me for the football team.
He wants an 8 1/2 foot Fullback.
But he still looks at me with fear.
Afraid I'll get upset,
And hurt him.
Or my teammates.
Buzzer's afraid of me too.
For the first time in 10 years
The school bull's not picking on me.
In fact he was nice to me.
Wants to know if I can help him.
Probably wants me to steal something.
I hit him and broke his jaw.
I didn't mean too.
I just got carried away.
What do you do when you're a monster?
Frankentsein had nothing on me.