| From: | steven mancini <mancinis@******.CC.PURDUE.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | FASA and the Elves... |
| Date: | Thu, 11 Nov 1993 11:32:39 EST |
]
] On Wed, 10 Nov 1993, Doctor Doom wrote:
]
] > I would disagree with that assertion. They merely pay far more attention to
] > Elves; although in doing so, they have portrayed the majority as
] > supremacist, untrustworthy jerks--such would strike me as a particularly
] > unusual method of the expression of love.
]
] Love, meaning that they concentrate their collective efforts in thar
] direction, ignoring obvious holes in their basic rules and much needed
] refinements and supplements for the tech related elements in the game.
]
Dontcha folks worry yer little head ov'r dis one. The truth is dat
Tommy is not tellin yous about a very poewrful secret. The *real*
power in Shadowrun lies w/ da trolls!!!!
First t'ing, we is immortal; we just metamorph.. meatamorf...
we change our form so dat you fleshlings dont noes it.
Numba too, we have our own form of magic just like da dandylion
eaters. Only t'ing is ours is much better. We have harnessed
magic so dat is channnels automatically tru our bodies so dat
we resist magic using our physical Body instead of dat puny
willpower stuff.
Tree, we dont need no charisma to pull spirits- we use our strength
and wrrestle to da ground and say "Gotcha Spirit! Now yous gonna do
what I say or else I am gonna pop you in da eye!" Works every
time...
And finally, when wes get board playing wiff you lesser fleshlings
as troll, our final metamorfisisiss is into a Dragon? Yep, me
and Dunkie are buds.. he keeps trying to convince me to turn, but
I enjoy playin with the human too much in dis form.
So der ya have it. Dontcha waste yer pity on us non-elves, we
can pound little Ehran anytime wes want ta....
Now I pity da dwarves...
Da Minotaur
