| From: | Doctor Doom <JCH8169@*****.TAMU.EDU> |
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| Subject: | Munchkins: "WE COME IN PEACE! (shoot to kill)..." |
| Date: | Sun, 10 Oct 1993 23:08:12 -0500 |
[.Violently Munchkinous treacle deleted for the protection of the innocent.]
>I call censorship! In the spirit of "the end of gridlock", and since
Billary
Free the Oppressed (insert group here)!!! Oh, please.
>Careful, Doom, or you'll wear that carp out. Then where'll you be? Up a
>creek without a carp. :-(
Not to worry, mein Kamarad, for if I discover that my carp is becoming
suceptible to the effects of advanced age or continuous use, I shall
accordingly enlist the service of a herring...I believe the Knights Who
(so formerly) Say Ni! have one...
]Power Gaming thoughts) we demonstrated the inoperative nature of this
]proposal. Speak no more on't.
>Oh, I admit that it does have its problems (like the cost, for one), but I
>still think it COULD be done. With a willing GM. And plenty of willing
>players. On a full moon. And extra character sheets. And fake noses.
And a few sports stadiums full of participants inclined to partake in sharing
the Drain...
Besides, the most superlative example of precisely what onecan accomplish with
a willing Game Master would be Diamond Walker...and I am quite positive that no
one wishes that THAT should e'er happen again!
> I decided, (in your words) to append
>my dissemination such that my hindparts would be heretofore prevented from
>having motion applied to them by leather-soled apparel. To make use of a
>popular radio-show host's colloquialism, "I am demonstrating absurdity by being
>absurd". Or just covering my ass. You be the judge.
I shall go for Option Two, for 200, please, Alex.
>Yup... better I pull them up now than have someone with less moral fiber
>attempt to use such ideas against us later. And the only times I have used
>these ideas has been whilst engaged in warfare with previous GMs. How else do
>you play with a GM who allows humans to carry around Panther Assault Cannons as
>handguns? When screwed, screw back.
An excellent defense (and as Mel the Cook stated--ne'er mind). Although such
circumstances, as I continue to iterate, do not apply in the contemporary
campaign. Ne'ertheless, Jayce was guitly of commiting and permiting some of
the most heinous screws I have e'er had the great misfortune to witness.
>If I had the time, I might be inclined to dispatch a post summarizing the
>screws and loopholes that I had come up with for SR1. (Maybe do SR2 one of
>these days). However, these would be tempered with the knowledge that certain
>things which might be looked upon by others as screws have been mentioned to
>the DLoH, who has tacitly concurred with them. Not all, but some.
I am aware of your Screw Compendium for ShadowRun II (and Munchkins across the
land wait with baited breath for the second edition, I'm quite certain) and as
such, my heart and soul leap with joy due to the fact we have changed systems.
Further, the Dark High Lord has also invalidated more than one screw of
yours...
>Hmmm... maybe I shouldn't fall asleep on the thesaurus again. I think that
>there MIGHT be something to learning by osmosis after all...
Perhaps we can all extract wisdom from that...cogitate briefly upon the
marketing possibilities...mattresses constructed from textbook leaves (pages),
learn MORE by sleeping MORE...
Colonel Count von Hohenzollern und von Doom, DMSc, DSc, PhD.
Doom Technologies & Weapon Systems -- Dark Thought Publications
>>> Working on solutions best left in the dark.
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