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Message no. 1
From: The Reverend <MDB0213@*****.TAMU.EDU>
Subject: Sounds like a franchise _I_ want part of...
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 1993 09:32:36 -0500
]"Illuminati Pizza: You _WILL_ have a medium peperoni pizza. You _WILL_
]pay 30 nuyen for it. You _WILL_ pick it up in twenty minutes." >CLICK<

This sounds like something I thought up this summer.

"*crackle* *hiss* Welcome to VonDoom's. May I take your order?"

"Yeah, I'd like a large double cheeseburger, extra ketchup and onions, a large
fries, and a small Diet Coke."

"I'm sorry, but this is VonDoom's. You _will_ have a Hamburger, dry, no
vegatables, a medium fry, and a large Dr. Pepper. And you _will_ like it."

"Hey! Waitasec!! I don't want that!"

*the speaker turns, and the driver notices a large-caliber weapon inside*

"On second thought, I'll take it!"

"Drive up."

The Reverend "They called me the Reverend when I entered the church unstained"
Fear the Information Revolution...for it has reached the hands of the strange.
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