Message no. 1

From:	Hobbes Patrol Headquarters <TYGER@****.WINONA.MSUS.EDU>
Subject:	When tygerith recantith, ith. (delete if you must...)
Date:	Fri, 9 Jul 1993 15:33:47 -0500

Thou most informest "Deb Decker" hath said:

]Ah, Reverend, ye have posted the first thwap we have seen in many
]weeks, at least in such scale and magnitude.

Replyith yon Revrend:

>>It ith indeed a tribute to the list (litht?) that no such extreme measures are
>>needed by the members of thy list.

]I believe the offender has already recanted his words and posted suitably to
]relieve fear of retribution.

>>Ahh.. I indeedy did speak most hasty, neglecting to note whither the offender
>>hath recanted. Indeed, I have most grieviously erred.

]And I believe that in saying cyberguns fall under Unarmed Combat, ...
]rather than firsing said gun and wielding a deadly Knife.

>>Thouest again art correct. In my haste to help correct an error, I overjumped
>>my reasoning (and artistic license) in order to better illustrate my point.

>>Again, my most humble apologies to thou for subjecting thee to needless
>>readings of the most-feared

>>"TTTTTTTTTT HH HH WW WW AA PPPPPPP || || "
>> TT HH HH WW WW AAAA PP PP || ||
>> TT HH HH WW WW AA AA PP PP || ||
>> TT HHHHHHHH WW WW WW AA AA PPPPPPP || ||
>> TT HH HH WW WW WW AAAAAAAA PP || ||
>> TT HH HH WWWWWWWW AA AA PP
>> TT HH HH WW WW AA AA PP .. .. .

>>My most sincere apologies, sir. And I do bideth thou a goodnight.

>>Rev

Oh, the tragedy! Oh, the humiliation! Oh, da hell wit it.

A siloquy cut short by a "Thwap" of proportion! Nothing, nay, anything is
worth the while, yea verily and forsooth. (sigh) And so on and so forth.

Sorry, Shakespeareinese gives me hives.

-Tyger

PS: The cyberpunk album? Cool. A bit technopop, but cool (Didn't I post
this a long time ago?)

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