From: | Sight Unseen <toabo@****.UTEXAS.EDU> |
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Subject: | Woodchuck Society |
Date: | Sun, 3 Nov 1996 18:37:20 -0500 |
oft-forgotten creature: the woodchuck. Immortalized in that famous
tongue-twister, this lonely beast has been raised from its relative
obscurity and thrust into the harsh spotlight of fame. Previously this poor
animal has been held up for, at best, pity and, at worst, derision. We at
the Woodchuck Society seek to correct the cruel deficiency that has plagued
the woodchuck for centuries: the inability to chuck wood. It is a cruel
slight that has gone unredressed for far too long.
We beseech you to contribute. Send your nuyen to us at the
Woodchuck Society. We are confident that with enough financial support and
time we will be able open a bright new future for our little friend. Help
us help the woodchuck.
<chortle><smirk> Sorry, but this woodchuck seem just got too ridiculous for
words. Still, if you'd like to send me your nuyen... <smirk>