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Message no. 1
From: Hannes Lundholm <mt28185@******.SWIPNET.SE>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 15:44:37 +0100
From VALIS

> besides everyone knows how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood
> chuck could chuck wood.


We in Sweden dont know, how much wood _would_ a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?

<sometimes-utterly-evil>

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Message no. 2
From: Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 15:25:01 +0000
|We in Sweden dont know, how much wood _would_ a woodchuck chuck if a
|woodchuck could chuck wood?

And the response to this is, NO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO START THIS ALL OVER
AGAIN!!!!!

I'll set the oracle on you.... I will....
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Message no. 3
From: MC23 <mc23@****.NET>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 11:15:07 -0500
On a desert planet Sting in the role of Spike swears,
>I'll set the oracle on you.... I will....

Sorry, It was too good of an image for me to pass up.




Ancient cultures believed that names held great power, personal
names more so and they were guarded very closely. To protect themselves,
they answered to another name, because if another discovered their real
name, it could be used against them.
History repeats itself.
Welcome to the Digital Age.
I am MC23
Message no. 4
From: Hannes Lundholm <mt28185@******.SWIPNET.SE>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 17:10:36 +0100
>
> And the response to this is, NO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO START THIS ALL OVER
> AGAIN!!!!!
>
> I'll set the oracle on you.... I will....
> --

But, hey!
The woodchuck would chuck no wood cause a woodchuck cant chuck wood. But If
a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would the woodchuck chuck?

<wondering what the oracle looks like>

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Message no. 5
From: Sascha Pabst <Sascha.Pabst@**********.UNI-OLDENBURG.DE>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 18:08:19 +0000
On 13 Jan 97 at 17:10, Hannes Lundholm wrote:

> >
> > And the response to this is, NO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO START THIS ALL OVER
> > AGAIN!!!!!
> >
> > I'll set the oracle on you.... I will....
> > --
>
> But, hey!
> The woodchuck would chuck no wood cause a woodchuck cant chuck wood. But If
> a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would the woodchuck chuck?
>
> <wondering what the oracle looks like>

WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahhhhhhaaaahhhhhhhhhelphelphelphelp
helphelphelphelphelp helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp
helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelpmemememe

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!

WWWWWWWWaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

+++++ Session terminated at source:
+++++ Keyboard drowned in tears.
Message no. 6
From: Drekhead <drekhead@***.NET>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 14:11:25 +0000
> The woodchuck would chuck no wood cause a woodchuck cant chuck wood. But If
> a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would the woodchuck chuck?

You had to start this again on a day when I feeling grumpy, didn't you?


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Message no. 7
From: Bull <chaos@*****.COM>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 15:18:44 -0500
At 06:08 PM 1/13/97 +0000, Sascha cried out to the Gods:

>WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahhhhhhaaaahhhhhhhhhelphelphelphelp
>helphelphelphelphelp helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp
>helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelpmemememe
>
>PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!
>
>WWWWWWWWaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
>
Sorry Sascha... but you can't blame me (I hope) for this one... I'm
staying out of this.

>+++++ Session terminated at source:
>+++++ Keyboard drowned in tears.
>
<grin>

Bull-the-I-didn't-start-THIS-fraggin'-woodchuck-thread-ork-decker
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= Bull, aka Chaos, aka Rak, aka Steven Ratkovich =
= chaos@*****,com =
= "Order is Illusion! Chaos is Bliss! Got any fours?" =
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"What the heck happened to my superheroes???"
-Me, after seeing the new Marvel Comics revamps of
Capt. America and the Hulk.
Message no. 8
From: Hannes Lundholm <mt28185@******.SWIPNET.SE>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 21:50:39 +0100
> WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahhhhhhaaaahhhhhhhhhelphelphelphelp
> helphelphelphelphelp helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp
> helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelpmemememe
>
> PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!
>
> WWWWWWWWaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
>
> +++++ Session terminated at source:
> +++++ Keyboard drowned in tears.

But how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Even when we are considering that a woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood
cause a woodchuck cant chuck wood this is if the woodchuck actually could
chuck wood, how much wood would the woodchuck chuck? That is, if the
woodchuck could chuck wood.

(I'm doing this to the honor of Bull)
(And because I've had a hell of a day)

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Message no. 9
From: L Canthros <lobo1@****.COM>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (was Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 16:54:16 EST
On Mon, 13 Jan 1997 15:44:37 +0100 Hannes Lundholm
<mt28185@******.SWIPNET.SE> writes:
>>From VALIS
>
>> besides everyone knows how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a
>wood
>> chuck could chuck wood.
>
>
>We in Sweden dont know, how much wood _would_ a woodchuck chuck if a
>woodchuck could chuck wood?
>
><sometimes-utterly-evil>

On Mon, 13 Jan 1997 17:10:36 +0100 Hannes Lundholm
<mt28185@******.SWIPNET.SE> writes:
>But, hey!
>The woodchuck would chuck no wood cause a woodchuck cant chuck wood.
>But If
>a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would the woodchuck chuck?
>
><wondering what the oracle looks like>

I don't know what the oracle looks like, but: May you die a slow, painful
death. May you blood boil and your bones turn into ashes. May you be
plagued with nightmares of rampaging woodchucks, flooding your mailbox
and crashing your computer. May you be forever cursed!!!!!!!!!

But, otherwise, don't start the woodchuck thread or we'll have to kill
you:)
Message no. 10
From: Bull <chaos@*****.COM>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 17:48:33 -0500
At 09:50 PM 1/13/97 +0100, you wrote:

>(I'm doing this to the honor of Bull)
>
Wait now.... Please don't do me any favors...:):):)

Bull
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= chaos@*****,com =
= "Order is Illusion! Chaos is Bliss! Got any fours?" =
=======================================================

"What the heck happened to my superheroes???"
-Me, after seeing the new Marvel Comics revamps of
Capt. America and the Hulk.
Message no. 11
From: ZOMBIE@****.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 20:55:09 -0600
Hi all. I have a player who wants to play a *woodchuck* shaman. Any
ideas on how the stats might work?

On a similar note, what about stats for the *Awakened Woodchuck?*

<starts chanting>
wood....chuck....wood....chuck....wood....chuck....wood....chuck....
WOODCHUCKWOODCHUCKWOODCHUCKWOODCHUCKWOODCHUCKWOODCHUCKWOODCHUCK
wood....chuck....wood....chuck....wood....chuck....wood....chuck....
<ends obnoxious chanting>

heh

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/ /\______/\ \ It is said that money cannot buy one happiness.
/ / /\____/\ \ \ This is true.
/ / / /\ /\ \ \ \ However, it is also said that money is power,
__/_/_/_/__\/__\_\_\_\____ and power is the ability to make the lives of
\ \ \ \ /\ / / / / | others as miserable as your own.
\ \ \ \/__\/ / / / | -=Have a nice day!=-
\ \ \/____\/ / / | ,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.
\ \/______\/ / |
\/________\/ | ZOMBIE@****.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU
/ \ * whew !!!
Message no. 12
From: Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 03:05:36 +0000
|
|Hi all. I have a player who wants to play a *woodchuck* shaman. Any
|ideas on how the stats might work?

Stats....

-5 dice on all spells.
+5 TN on all charisma based tests...
Shaman must roll a charisma test every time he talks to someone, to avoid
being throttled....
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|u5a77@*****.cs.keele.ac.uk| "Are you pondering what I'm pondering Pinky?" |
|Andrew Halliwell | |
|Principal subjects in:- | "I think so brain, but this time, you control |
|Comp Sci & Electronics | the Encounter suit, and I'll do the voice..." |
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Message no. 13
From: MC23 <mc23@****.NET>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 22:22:53 -0500
Spike wrote,
>ZOMBIE wrote,
>|Hi all. I have a player who wants to play a *woodchuck* shaman. Any
>|ideas on how the stats might work?
>
>Stats....
>
>-5 dice on all spells.
>+5 TN on all charisma based tests...
>Shaman must roll a charisma test every time he talks to someone, to avoid
>being throttled....

Can I play an albino Fomori Woodchuck shamen with two shotguns in
your game?

- MC23, woodchuck salesman -
"WOODCHUCK!"
Message no. 14
From: Hannes Lundholm <mt28185@******.SWIPNET.SE>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (was Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 13:38:14 +0100
----------
> I don't know what the oracle looks like, but: May you die a slow, painful
> death. May you blood boil and your bones turn into ashes. May you be
> plagued with nightmares of rampaging woodchucks, flooding your mailbox
> and crashing your computer. May you be forever cursed!!!!!!!!!
>
> But, otherwise, don't start the woodchuck thread or we'll have to kill
> you:)

Okay. I shall stop.



































































How much wood would... just kidding ;-)

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Message no. 15
From: Caric <caric@*******.COM>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 09:59:30 -0700
>besides everyone knows how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood
> > chuck could chuck wood.
>
>
> We in Sweden dont know, how much wood _would_ a woodchuck chuck if a
> woodchuck could chuck wood?
>
> <sometimes-utterly-evil>
>
I am refusing to reply to this post as it may cost me my life.

~Caric

"All the world's indeed a stage, we are mearly players.
Performers and portrayers. Each anothers audience,
outside the gilded cage." -Rush
caric@*******.com
Message no. 16
From: MC23 <mc23@****.NET>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (was Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 12:04:50 -0500
Hannes Lundholm wrote,

>Okay. I shall stop.

Me too, besides I got rants and rules options and stuff to play with.

- MC23, stirring the pot again -
Message no. 17
From: Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 20:52:23 +0000
|I am refusing to reply to this post as it may cost me my life.

I hate to break it to you, but you DID!"
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______________________________________________________________________________
|u5a77@*****.cs.keele.ac.uk| "Are you pondering what I'm pondering Pinky?" |
|Andrew Halliwell | |
|Principal subjects in:- | "I think so brain, but this time, you control |
|Comp Sci & Electronics | the Encounter suit, and I'll do the voice..." |
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|5++ X+/++ R+ tv+ b+ D G e>PhD h/h+ !r! !y-|I can't say F**K either now! :( |
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Message no. 18
From: Caric <caric@*******.COM>
Subject: Re: Woodchuck (Was: Re: Undying Threads)
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 17:16:51 -0700
> |I am refusing to reply to this post as it may cost me my life.
>
> I hate to break it to you, but you DID!"
> --
DOH!!!!!!!!!

~Caric

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