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Message no. 1
From: ZOMBIE@****.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU
Subject: Woodfuck (was RE: Woodchuck)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 21:50:54 -0600
On Mon, 13 Jan 1997 22:22:53 -0500 MC23 <mc23@****.NET> wrote:
* Spike wrote,
* >ZOMBIE wrote,
* >|Hi all. I have a player who wants to play a *woodchuck* shaman. Any
* >|ideas on how the stats might work?
* >
* >Stats....
* >
* >-5 dice on all spells.
* >+5 TN on all charisma based tests...
* >Shaman must roll a charisma test every time he talks to someone, to avoid
* >being throttled....
*
* Can I play an albino Fomori Woodchuck shamen with two shotguns in
* your game?

Only if you first cover yourself in a mixture of Basilisk eye-juice and
DK's anal-sweat; put a pickle in your nose and an ice-cube in your pocket;
then run through Tir Tairngire with the phrase,"Death to elves" tatooed
all over your body.

\__________/
/\________/\ ,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.
/ /\______/\ \ It is said that money cannot buy one happiness.
/ / /\____/\ \ \ This is true.
/ / / /\ /\ \ \ \ However, it is also said that money is power,
__/_/_/_/__\/__\_\_\_\____ and power is the ability to make the lives of
\ \ \ \ /\ / / / / | others as miserable as your own.
\ \ \ \/__\/ / / / | -=Have a nice day!=-
\ \ \/____\/ / / | ,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.,*~`~*,.
\ \/______\/ / |
\/________\/ | ZOMBIE@****.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU
/ \ * whew !!!
Message no. 2
From: MC23 <mc23@****.NET>
Subject: Re: Woodfuck (was RE: Woodchuck)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 23:02:55 -0500
ZOMBIE wrote,
MC23 <mc23@****.NET> wrote:

>* Can I play an albino Fomori Woodchuck shamen with two shotguns in
>* your game?
>
>Only if you first cover yourself in a mixture of Basilisk eye-juice and
>DK's anal-sweat; put a pickle in your nose and an ice-cube in your pocket;
>then run through Tir Tairngire with the phrase,"Death to elves" tatooed
>all over your body.

I'm there d00d!

- MC23 -
Message no. 3
From: Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK>
Subject: Re: Woodfuck (was RE: Woodchuck)
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 04:06:28 +0000
|Only if you first cover yourself in a mixture of Basilisk eye-juice and
|DK's anal-sweat; put a pickle in your nose and an ice-cube in your pocket;
|then run through Tir Tairngire with the phrase,"Death to elves" tatooed
|all over your body.

This reminds me of The Chicken Song...
"Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet,
and then bury all your clothes"

From Spitting Image when it was still funny....

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