From: | ZOMBIE@****.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU |
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Subject: | Woodfuck (was RE: Woodchuck) |
Date: | Mon, 13 Jan 1997 21:50:54 -0600 |
* Spike wrote,
* >ZOMBIE wrote,
* >|Hi all. I have a player who wants to play a *woodchuck* shaman. Any
* >|ideas on how the stats might work?
* >
* >Stats....
* >
* >-5 dice on all spells.
* >+5 TN on all charisma based tests...
* >Shaman must roll a charisma test every time he talks to someone, to avoid
* >being throttled....
*
* Can I play an albino Fomori Woodchuck shamen with two shotguns in
* your game?
Only if you first cover yourself in a mixture of Basilisk eye-juice and
DK's anal-sweat; put a pickle in your nose and an ice-cube in your pocket;
then run through Tir Tairngire with the phrase,"Death to elves" tatooed
all over your body.
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