| From: | Kage-kami <KHONEY@*****.VINU.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | 14 household uses for mages and shamans |
| Date: | Wed, 9 Nov 1994 18:00:58 EST |
> >
> > via Kage-kami, with help from Paladin
> >
> > 1.Someone to light your cigar when you don't have a lighter or
match
> > 2.Have them summon you up a watcher to use as an alarm clock.
> > 3.Who needs electric or gas, when you can cook with mage
power.
> > 4.Useful spells for keeping your house "cool in the summer &
warm in the winter"
> > 5.Levitating furniture so you can sweep under it.
> > 6.Someone to "ZAP" those monsters in your closet or under your
bed
> > 7.Some one the decker might be able to beat in an arm wrestiling
match.
> > 8.A fun toy on the forth of July and New Years.
> > 9.Someone to keep the spirit fleas off of the spirit totem of the
dog.
10. Someone to feed the spirit totem of the gold fish.
11.Someone to endlessly babble about the workings of magic or
about" there totem says this there totem says that."
12.Someone to keep the Troll Street sammie ammused with
"da, all dose pretty lights!"
13.A night light.
14.Another glorified version of "the Clapper"
Kage-kami
"It would grieve me to kill you,
But you are very much in my way."
