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Message no. 1
From: Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK>
Subject: Alert Gurth! Alert Gurth! Carp protection failure. Reboot!
Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 15:59:26 +0100
Sorry about the title, couldn't resist.

It is not time to implement further improvements to your carp shielding
under the stairs.

I'm sorry, I had no choice, but now that carp shields are becoming more and
more portable and affordable (it seems everyone has one these days), I had
to break out the next line in offensive fish...

Sorry, but we need Haddock protection now as well, I'll do the mods myself.
(Shouting from under Gurths stairs, with an umbrella up, until the high tech
stuff is working....)
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Message no. 2
From: Bull <chaos@*****.COM>
Subject: Re: Alert Gurth! Alert Gurth! Carp protection failure. Reboot!
Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 12:43:08 -0400
At 03:59 PM 5/10/98 +0100, Spike wrote these timeless words:
>Sorry about the title, couldn't resist.
>
>It is not time to implement further improvements to your carp shielding
>under the stairs.
>
>I'm sorry, I had no choice, but now that carp shields are becoming more and
>more portable and affordable (it seems everyone has one these days), I had
>to break out the next line in offensive fish...
>
>Sorry, but we need Haddock protection now as well, I'll do the mods myself.
>(Shouting from under Gurths stairs, with an umbrella up, until the high tech
>stuff is working....)
>
Here, let me help you Spikey... It's getting a bit silly in here :]

<Bull rolls up his sleeves and starts making some B/R skill rolls>

Bull
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Message no. 3
From: Robert Watkins <robert.watkins@******.COM>
Subject: Re: Alert Gurth! Alert Gurth! Carp protection failure. Reboot!
Date: Mon, 11 May 1998 08:50:07 +1000
Spike wrote:
>I'm sorry, I had no choice, but now that carp shields are becoming more and
>more portable and affordable (it seems everyone has one these days), I had
>to break out the next line in offensive fish...
>
>Sorry, but we need Haddock protection now as well, I'll do the mods myself.
>(Shouting from under Gurths stairs, with an umbrella up, until the high
tech
>stuff is working....)


Sorry, Spike, the next technical advance from the Carp should be the
Herring.

(Any other fish that can be used to cut down trees would be a suitable
substitute).

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