From: | Dave The Shade <IZZYUX2@*******.BITNET> |
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Subject: | An Awesome New Device |
Date: | Sun, 15 Aug 1993 18:24:00 PDT |
team has been working hard, and they've finally come up with the leading edge
tech device of the century.
The Thwap Aviodance System
This NanoComputer is a breakthrough in tactical simulation computing. The TAS,
as we like to call it, allows you to avoid 10 thwaps per nanosecond coming from
11 different directions. A Dekium chip computes thwap trajectories on the x, y,
z axes them comes up with an avoidance solution.
We think that any humorous individual, or not, absolutely needs this fabuloso
device. Imagine, ducking multiple thwaps. Never again do you fear thwap retro-
bution from irate collegues. This could be yours for the wonderful price of
ONLY 999.95 ny. BUY NOW !!!!
KHANx