| From: | Strago strago@***.com |
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| Subject: | And now for something completely different |
| Date: | Thu, 02 Dec 1999 23:58:47 -0500 |
which I thought of while watching a movie about a guy trapped in a room.
Let me know what you think.
The Eliminator
This handy piece of bodyware allows those on long stakeouts to sip large
amounts of soycaf and eat large quantities of mass-produced synthetic food
stimulants containing sugar without having the annoying problem of having
to visit the restroom. It takes waste from the lower intestine and
bladder, compacts it into pellets, and then evacuates the waste through an
implant in the lower back, at the base of the tailbone. The pellets are
coated with a thin covering of biodegradeable plastic to avoid actually
touching the waste and can be stored in a small plastic bag until an
opportunity for disposal presents itself.
<<<<<I kinda like this thing. Now I can watch that building for hours on
end without fearing that I'll miss anything!>>>>>
-Man without a Face <03:18:27/11-30-61>
<<<<<I don't know, the whole "pellet" thing reminds me of a
hamster. I'll
get a tail, but I ain't excreting no pellet-shaped things, covered in
plastic or not.>>>>>
-Odin <16:20:00/11-31-61>
<<<<<But just think: you can throw 'em at people. Especially when they
tick you off. Just pop one out and Blammo!(tm)>>>>>
-SickBody <16:48:35/12-02-61>
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--Strago
In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror,
murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the
Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly
love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they
produce? The cuckoo clock!
-Orson Welles
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