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Message no. 1
From: William Monroe Ashe <wma6617@*******.tamu.edu>
Subject: A new spell => "Pie in the face"
Date: Thu, 6 Jun 1996 22:37:23 -0500 (CDT)
It appears that I have too much time on my hands while waiting for my
ancient electronics to warm up. I came up with a really wiz/silly
character who casts a very unique if very silly spell;

Spell => pie in the face
type physical manipulation
drain (f)S
TN = 4
Tgt Resist = quickness
This area effect spell will cause a number of sticky gooey banana custard
pies to appear put of thin air and travel unerringly towards the target(s)
face. The number of pies is equal to force + 1d6.
If the victim makes his quickness roll the pie will not hit him in the
face. If they don't the pie will hit them square in the mush. They will
be blinded for as long as it takes them to get the custard out of their eyes.

this one just seems silly enough to be usefull

Regards
Bill
Message no. 2
From: "Spike" <u5a77@**.keele.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: A new spell => "Pie in the face"
Date: Fri, 7 Jun 1996 10:37:40 +0100 (BST)
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|It appears that I have too much time on my hands while waiting for my
|ancient electronics to warm up. I came up with a really wiz/silly
|character who casts a very unique if very silly spell;
|
|Spell => pie in the face
|type physical manipulation
|drain (f)S

Why such a hard drain? It doesn't do any damage after all.....
I would have thought f/2M would have been more realistic.
(just off the top of my head, mind)
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