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Message no. 1
From: "G.F.BURKE" <61940038%TAONODE@*****.CSUOHIO.EDU>
Subject: Re: Assassination Techniques
Date: Wed, 16 Oct 1996 08:07:00 ET
Ice bullets?!? Where the hell did you hear that one from Tinner? Wouldn't
the blast have a tendancy to shatter the projectile? If nothing else, melt it
a bit? Left-handed molecules, huh? I'm left-handed, so does that mean I have
to have right-handed molecules? :)

Snip....Rob...shoot a few people....

I guess this would work (a bit drawn out, but it has its possiblities), if
you don't mind the lack of morals that comes with it. Sure you are already
being paid (in most cases) to off someone, but would your PC REALLY be willing
to off Mr.-Joe-Average-Innocent-Bystander and his lovely family? And if a
sudden string of robberies/shootings were going on at my local Stuffer Shack,
I think I would order in a soy-pizza (it's a dangerous world out there).

Perhaps some of the best assassinations (at least as far as
assassinations go) have been done by patsies. I recall someone mentioning
hiring a squatter to get the job done. Interesting, but who's to say your
patsy won't talk? Who's to say your patsy will be qualified to get the job
done? Well I guess I am babbling now.
-Oni
"Maybe if I mix 'Pop Rocks' with his Pepsi, his stomach will explode."
Message no. 2
From: Michael Orion Jackson <orion@****.CC.UTEXAS.EDU>
Subject: Re: Assassination Techniques
Date: Thu, 17 Oct 1996 01:41:50 -0500
Right-handed and left-handed refer to the chirality of the molecules, i.e.
the way they are shaped as far as atom-atom configuration within the
molecule. Two molecules with identical atomic components but different
handedness are two different molecules (mirror-images, if you will), and
thus are "shaped" differently at the molecular level. Basically, all the
nutrients human beings (and for that matter every other living thing that
I can think of at 2 in the morning ;) ), are right-handed, so our
digestive systems can't digest left-handed molecules. In layman's terms:
round peg, square hole. Yargh. I sound like I have tenure and I'm still
an undergrad... *self-thwack**sound of wet carp falling to floor* :) Well,
I shouldn't contribute to this thread without having an assassination
technique, so here it goes: put monowire webs in the fire exits. Flood the
HVAC system with a potent hallucinagin/disorientation compound. Set off
the fire alarms. "It slices, it dices, it makes thousands of julienne
fries!" (I didn't come up with that, but I remember it from somewhere and
I haven't seen it on the list, so I chunked it in on general principles.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Michael Orion Jackson~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TAMS Class of 1996/UT Class of 199?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~2112 Guadalupe, Rm. 502; Austin, Tx 78705 (The Goodall-Wooten)~~~~~~~
"Goddamn creatures of the night, they never learn." ~Gideon, _The Crow_
Message no. 3
From: Jamie Houston <s430472@*******.GU.EDU.AU>
Subject: Re: Assassination Techniques
Date: Fri, 18 Oct 1996 09:42:28 +1000
On Wed, 16 Oct 1996, G.F.BURKE wrote:

> "Maybe if I mix 'Pop Rocks' with his Pepsi, his stomach will explode."

Oooh...gotta try this one...Have you ever mixed those two? It might just
work *grin*

Hamish the 'Can I make it go boom now?' Scot :)


______________________________________________________________________
Jamie Houston * "If a kid asks why it's raining,
aka Bollox, Hamish,(and * a cute thing to tell him is "God is
lots of other unmentionable * crying"...And if he asks why God is
pseudonyms) * crying, another cute thing to tell
s430472@*****.student.gu.edu.au * him is "It's probably something
Griffith Uni * you did!"
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Message no. 4
From: Caric <caric@*******.COM>
Subject: Re: Assassination Techniques
Date: Thu, 17 Oct 1996 16:58:02 -0700
> > "Maybe if I mix 'Pop Rocks' with his Pepsi, his stomach will explode."
>
> Oooh...gotta try this one...Have you ever mixed those two? It might just
> work *grin*
>
> Hamish the 'Can I make it go boom now?' Scot :)

Hamish anything you eat makes you explode :)


J/k Buddy


Caric
Message no. 5
From: Jamie Houston <s430472@*******.GU.EDU.AU>
Subject: Re: Assassination Techniques
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 1996 09:41:16 +1000
On Thu, 17 Oct 1996, Caric wrote:

> > > "Maybe if I mix 'Pop Rocks' with his Pepsi, his stomach will
explode."
> >
> > Oooh...gotta try this one...Have you ever mixed those two? It might just
> > work *grin*
> >
> > Hamish the 'Can I make it go boom now?' Scot :)
>
> Hamish anything you eat makes you explode :)
>
Why you little....But you've got a point I guess...especially haggis
*boom* :)

> J/k Buddy

Oh..OK In that case I'll only rip out one kidney *grin*

Hamish the exploding Scot

______________________________________________________________________
Jamie Houston * "If a kid asks why it's raining,
aka Bollox, Hamish,(and * a cute thing to tell him is "God is
lots of other unmentionable * crying"...And if he asks why God is
pseudonyms) * crying, another cute thing to tell
s430472@*****.student.gu.edu.au * him is "It's probably something
Griffith Uni * you did!"
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