From: | Pete Sims <petesims@********.demon.co.uk> |
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Subject: | Aztech & bugs re: was London's Calling |
Date: | Sun, 6 Oct 1996 15:02:19 +0100 |
<chaos@*****.com> writes
[snip]
>> I
>>wouldn't boast too much about being born in Chicago, don't forget that's
>>where *THEY* come from. Have you been experiencing any strange
>>physiological or neurological symptons lately - I think probably - Yes.
>>This would confirm that the recent events in Chicago have had a major
>>influence on all life originating from there in recent times. It may be
>>worth your while visiting our facilities in Aztechnology for a full
>>medical investigation. There is a possibility that you are carrying the
>>genes, or possibly some other form of biological construct that will
>>release the chicago plague in other areas, also possibly affect your own
>>physical and mental well being.
>>
>ROTFL...:)
>
>Nahh, I'm not too worried about being a bug... Too much metal in me, ya
>see. And hey, just cause my kids' godmother's a mantis...
>
Metal is no indication of non bugness. :) After all, with enough
Shamanic influence the metal can either be ignored or incorporate - god
there's a though, a cybered bug. Blech!!! :)
So, a grandmother who's a mantis, two magically aware bug like kids, a
bug for a wife. Hey I think you've got a serious problem developing
here. :) Maybe that visit to the physio-analyst at Aztechnology might a
*very* good idea after all :) :) :)
>And when it comes right down to it, I'm not so sure I'd trust Aztech any
>further than I'd trust the Bugs... At least the bugs are fairly honest...
>They come right out and say they want to kill you and steal your bodies...:)
Rubbish, it's more than common knowledge that we (Aztechnology) are
currently investing vast sums of money and manpower into solving the bug
problem. :) As for honest, when was the last time (and proof would be
useful here) that *you* know of Aztechnology stealing bodies??? :) We
are very honest about it, and always ask the person concerned if they
wish to donate their body to further scientific research. :)
You only trust the bugs because so much of your family is related to
them, and any indication of dissent would more than likely result in
rapid and untimely termination.
We have a number of counselors available for confidential consultation
if required. We *will* honour your desires for privacy, in fact it is
encouraged. :)
>
>>Don't delay, come and visit the best medical facilities this side of
>>Beta Reticulus before you manifest into something you may regret. :)
>>
>
>Me? Manifest? Why, I've never manifested in my life! I think you want to
>talk to Johnny... Oh, he's busy right now...
Just because you haven't yet, doesn't mean you *won't*. I still think
you should consider the decision to visit us as soon as possible.
After all we are the market leaders in magical and paranormal research,
and have the highest number of awakened research scientists. We are a
friendly and very public corporation and are more than happy to assist
anyone in situations similar to your own. Please visit soon.
>
>Maybe Codis... Hey Codis? You there? I think you could tell them about
>manifesting...:)
Interesting, please contact us soon, we will have a team at your
location as soon as possible. :)
>
>>Dr. Jose Hernando (Aztechnology).
>>
>
>Isn't he a baseball player?
No, that's Hernandez. :)
>
>>Pete :)
>>
>-Bull-the-wondering-what-these-green-spots-are-decker-turned-GM
Green spots are a cative sign of imminent *bugness*, they are the first
things experienced by people infected with the bug virus, this
manifestation of green spots is a clear indication of your imminent
peril. As a result of this further information we are tracing you now,
and will have an emergency team at your location very soon. The green
spots are the first sign of your absorption into the quasinatural
environment experienced by these creatures that are mutated
manifestations of natural creatures that exist in primarily rural
environments.
Call back immediately, you are in dire peril.
Dr. jose Hernando
(Aztechnology, Paranormal/Natural/Awakened Research Facility, Seattle
WA.)
Pete :)
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Pete Sims
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