From: | "Fisher, Victor" <Victor-Fisher@******.COM> |
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Subject: | Big Quote on Shadowrun U.K. in 2050x....... |
Date: | Tue, 10 Jun 1997 10:48:41 -0400 |
I thought a couple of you out there might get a kick out of a
paraphrased version for the U.K. in the year 205x, for Shadowrun. Enjoy.
"'The Times' is read by the people who RUN the country. 'The
Democrat' is read by the people who THINK they run the country. 'The
Standard' is read by the people who think they OUGHT to run the country.
'The Morning Star' is read by the people who think the country ought to
be run by ANOTHER country. 'The Independent' is read by the people who
don't know WHO runs the country, but are sure they're doing it wrong.
'The News UK' is read by the SPOUSES of the people who run the country.
'The Financial Times' is read by the corps who OWN the country. 'The
Express' is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as
it USED to be run. 'The Daily Telegraph' is read by people who still
think it IS their country. And 'The Truth's' readers DON'T CARE who runs
the country, provided she has big tits."