| From: | "Robert A. Hayden" <hayden@*******.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU> |
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| Subject: | Carps |
| Date: | Mon, 11 Oct 1993 01:11:31 -0500 |
*extracts eons-old blood from the stomach of the poor bug*
*clones it*
*splices in genes for fire-breathing (stolen from Godzilla's DNA)*
*grows the critter*
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the world's first prehistoric
fire-breathing dino-carp.
*a crash and a roar is heard from the tank*
*the dino-carp climbs out of the tank*
*the dino-carp clears its throat*
*the dino-carp breathes fire on all of the reporters*
*the dino-carp eats a hapless lawyer (to score points with the public)*
*the dino-carp climbs into a corevette*
*the dino-carp drives away, threatening to flame all the munchkins of the
world*
COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!
YOU'LL LAUGH!!! YOU'LL CRY!!! YOU'LL KISS SIX BUCKS GOOD-BYE!!!
DON'T MISS IT!!! GET IN LINE NOW!!!
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