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Message no. 1
From: Paul Jonathan Adam <Paul@********.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject: Re: cheating player/Horrible Death
Date: Wed, 14 Jun 1995 19:46:40 GMT
> My plan is to kill his characters in a such a humiliating and also
> humourous way that he never wants to cheat again (I'm getting a
> little bit sick of checking his sheets every time).

- The run is to a food processing plant. Knockback from a guard's shotgun
drops him into the hopper of the nutrisoy mincer. Feet first.

- A captured weapon he *really* wanted turned out to be an Iraqi-style
booby-trap: work the bolt and a pound of C-12 in the stock goes off.

- An old German trick for captured grenades: remove the delay element.
The moment the safety arm comes up, *boom!*

- Terminal food poisoning, with luridly described diahorrea and vomiting

- Run over by a little old lady in a Jackrabbit

- Dies of rabies from a mouse bite

- Run down by a steamroller

--
When you have shot and killed a man, you have defined your attitude towards
him. You have offered a definite answer to a definite problem. For better
or for worse, you have acted decisively.
In fact, the next move is up to him.

Paul J. Adam paul@********.demon.co.uk

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