| From: | BOB <R3EGK@***.CC.UAKRON.EDU> |
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| Subject: | comicla encounters |
| Date: | Wed, 27 Mar 96 15:56:37 EST |
On one of our nights when we didn't have a run to do we decided to have a
party at one of team members (former) houses. It was big man, everyone
was there. Live bands the Kernal's bunch of war buddies, the Ancients
I don't remember why they showed up. And well this night Bob got a little
plastered. After some time of no luck, he met this chick. She asked him if
he wanted to go back to her place, and of course he said yes. Bob next
remembers waking up in a strange apartment all by himself, and man did his
head hurt. After looking at the clock and still not knowing what time it was,
Bob decides to have a look around. No lights are on and their still isn't
anyone there. Bob now can stand up and walks back into the bedroom, and looks
at the clock again. "Hey wait a minute" he thinks," how can it be earlier
than
when I woke up......maybe it's a bomd or something." So Bob goes over to thge
clock and smashes it with his fist(did I mention he's a street sam) and sure
enough it's full-o-C4. Deciding it would be prudent to run now, Bob makes it
to the hall just outside the room and BLAMO!!. Well after getting blasted
through 2 walls he finds himself outside, 10 stories up(did I forget to mention
the only thing he has on are socks, which are now on fire?). Bob proceeds to
fall 10 floors onto a car,killing the driver, which crashes into another car
(not sure about that guy) which sends Bob flying into the the sidewalk. Well
Bob did live through all this( did I mention he's a street sam) and has now
accepted leaping out of windows as an acceptable and survivable means of
leaving a building. ( he's gone out 33 or so stories 2 of them willfully)
-<<<<Leaping in Lodi>>>>-
