| From: | Doctor Doom <JCH8169@*****.TAMU.EDU> |
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| Subject: | Continuing and Clarifying this Contention... |
| Date: | Sun, 10 Oct 1993 23:09:28 -0500 |
>1- There are NO innocents here.
>2- You're going to protect ME? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nay, as has been stated previously, you are many things my friend, but innocent
is not among them. Contrariwise, I acquired the section of the line in
question from "Dragnet."
>You're way to carp-happy, Doomie ol' boy.
Force 1000 Void Elementals are carp worthy...without question.
]As you may recall, (or may not, as your mind is presently being clouded by
]Power Gaming thoughts) we demonstrated the inoperative nature of this
]proposal. Speak no more on't.
>A fine one to issue commmands you are. Ha!! This has gotten personal. You
>guys either make up or take it off the list.
Nay, 'tisn't personal, and should not be interpreted as such. Reverend came to
me with the purpose of 'livening up' the list. I was willing and able to
accomodate him. We both understood this to be purely for absurd purposes.
>1- I don't think, with the behaviour exibited here, that you have the right to
>refer to him as "mein Freund." He merely is modifying his position after he
[...]
>to the end no matter what (I'm not naming names here) he changes to reflect his
>state of knowledge.
And I do not feel that you understand the feeling of levity incorporated in the
previous exchanges betwixt The Reverend and myself. He is still my comrade and
friend, e'en were this conversation guilty of lowering itself to the base
depths of personality conflict, in ignorance of the real issues.
Moreover, dogmatic, absolutist defense and maintenance of particular positions,
dismissing all logic and rationality, are qualites better (yea, e'en BEST)
attributed to a certain female we both know.
Alternatively, sallying forth unto the park on a serene Autumn evening, taking
one's dogma for a walk can prove to be a most relaxing passtime.
Hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
I sense an Occidental vs. Oriental debate evolving...definitely to be handled
off-list.
>2- Take my name in vain again, buddy, and I'll thwap you so hard you'll take
>rads from being in the same solar system as me.
Thine handle in vain? Mere mention of an individual qualifies not as to take
said handle in vain. Further, recall that you are a "god in your own mind" not
mine.
]A challenge??? It is to laugh. Although I would direct your attention to the
]fact that it appears that YOU are the one guilty of making the challenge.
>repartee, which it was until, you got ticked, Doomie.
Ticked? Nay...partaking in and enjoying non-serious pseudo-intellectual
repartee, not personal insult-swapping. This qualifies not e'en as a Flame
War, perhaps exchange...skirmish?
[This Flame Skirmish was brought to you by the Craftmatic Tendon-Puller...]
>what we felt (AS A GROUP) was too far from the rules. I did NOT say it merely
>to flay the skin off and take my pound of flesh, unlike some.
Nay, nay, once again you fail to divine my intent. Utilizing hyperbole and
sarcasm, I incorporated an earlier (well-ment) jibe, authored by you.
This is also due to my recent requisitioning a new, updated version of Sense of
Humor software, which I am presently beta-testing. Considering the degree of
mis-interpretation, perhaps I should return it to the manufacturer, with notes
as to is varying effectiveness.
Colonel Count von Hohenzollern und von Doom, DMSc, DSc, PhD.
Doom Technologies & Weapon Systems -- Dark Thought Publications
>>> Working on solutions best left in the dark.
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