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Message no. 1
From: Pilgrim <jade@***.NET>
Subject: Re: Detachable Cyberlimbs(OT)
Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 18:42:13 +1000
On Tue, 19 Aug 1997 03:48:31 -0400 Bull wrote:

> DETACHABLE PENIS!!!!!
>
> <<Sorry... Inside Joke that I don;t even remember where it came
from...>>
>
> Bull-the-no-I-don't-have-a-one-just-a-detachable-arm-Ork-Decker
> --

IMHO a good song by a great band. King Missle (the band) was really
funny in their early years, but later they got down right funky later
on. Thats no to say I don't like their later stuff, but I liked them
better when they weren't as processed as they are now. Geez, have they
come out with anything new since Happy Hour?

Pilgrim-in-search-of-his-detachable-penis
Message no. 2
From: Gweedo The Killer Pimp <yawas@****.COM>
Subject: Re: Detachable Cyberlimbs(OT)
Date: Wed, 20 Aug 1997 18:51:16 -0500
On Tue, 19 Aug 1997 18:42:13 +1000 Pilgrim <jade@***.net> writes:
>On Tue, 19 Aug 1997 03:48:31 -0400 Bull wrote:
>
>> DETACHABLE PENIS!!!!!
>>
>> <<Sorry... Inside Joke that I don;t even remember where it came
>from...>>
>>

>IMHO a good song by a great band. King Missle (the band) was really
>funny in their early years, but later they got down right funky later
>on. Thats no to say I don't like their later stuff, but I liked them
>better when they weren't as processed as they are now. Geez, have they
>come out with anything new since Happy Hour?

Good lord, I can't believe people would be giving a rats ass about bands
like Marilyn Manson when stuff like that goes on the air. Not to say
that I don't like the song, just it seems political people and parental
rights groups don't have their complaints strait (straight, whatever.)
That gives me an idea, could there be a <shudder> cyber, uhhh, penis?

"That's funny, I don't feel tardy!"- Van Halen, I'm Hot for Teacher.
Message no. 3
From: Matb <mbreton@**.NETCOM.COM>
Subject: Re: Detachable Cyberlimbs(OT)
Date: Wed, 20 Aug 1997 02:11:45 -0700
> Good lord, I can't believe people would be giving a rats ass about bands
> like Marilyn Manson when stuff like that goes on the air. Not to say
> that I don't like the song, just it seems political people and parental
> rights groups don't have their complaints strait (straight, whatever.)
> That gives me an idea, could there be a <shudder> cyber, uhhh, penis?

I am particularly reminded of a certain recent Red Dwarf episode....

The following are, ah, "adult-oriented". Spoiler Space for those easily
offended:






















The important question to ask, Gweedo, is that if (if) there *is* a
cybercrotch, could it possibly be attached anywhere else on the body?
Think: at the switch of a mental button, you could have a full-body
orgasm. New ways to give someone head. Even more positions than the
Kama Sutra. Let's people know what's really in your pocket.

For the eccentric, fiberop cameras at the tip. Testicles that
automatically route out unwanted (gene-deficient) spermatazoa. Taken
further: male pregnancies in the mainstream. (All-new definitions for
'father' and 'mother' need to be created.)
Parthenogenesis for the lonely. *Functioning* penises for women: they
rework ova into sperm.

Exchangeable genitalia. Forget that: *collectible* genitalia!
Biodegradable genitalia, single-use genitalia, "Designer" penises that
ejaculate sperm cloned from Famous People. "Designer" penises that look
like the famous people's genitalia (think: John Dillinger) or, worse,
Designer Penises that look like people. ("Hey! That's Elvis' head!")

Pregnancy extensions past the 63-year mark; possible past one hundred
years.

Prenatal bioware. Start your baby off to the healthiest lifestyle
possible.
Condensed pregnancies: baby-bio makes premies at four and five months
likely to survive.

Downloadable pregnancies: Flip through an online directory of your
desired father (over a thousand famous faces!) Download computer code
into your Sex Unit; guaranteed in vivo pregnancy within the next
forty-eight hours.

Permanent pregnancies: an adult brain inside your uterus, that
communicates with the world via datajack: a definite twist in the
abortion arguments. New class of citizen, at that.

The Child is Father to the Man: Direct memory RNA writes to your foetus'
brain. With a prenatal simrig, you *can* make a brainclone of yourself!

And there's more...

Let's leave off by saying CyberSitter won't be visiting my
(non-existent) web page any time soon.
Message no. 4
From: John E Pederson <lobo1@****.COM>
Subject: Re: Detachable Cyberlimbs(OT)
Date: Wed, 20 Aug 1997 21:09:20 EDT
On Wed, 20 Aug 1997 18:51:16 -0500 Gweedo The Killer Pimp
<yawas@****.COM> writes:

>whatever.) That gives me an idea, could there be a <shudder> cyber,
>uhhh, penis?


Actually, Gurth converted just such an item from one of the CP2020
Chromebooks (hope he doesn't mind:):

--------
Mr. Studd™ Sexual Implant Legal
All night, every night, and she'll never know. Available also in the
Midnight Lady version for the distaff side.

Essence Cost Availability Cost Street Index
.35 3/48hrs 3,000¥ 2

Use your imagination and add +1 die to your Seduction skill checks.
--------


--
-Canthros
I had rather believe all the fables in the legends and the Talmud
and the Alcoran, than that this universal frame is without a mind.
--Francis Bacon
http://members.aol.com/canthros1
Message no. 5
From: Gweedo The Killer Pimp <yawas@****.COM>
Subject: Re: Detachable Cyberlimbs(OT)
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 19:29:41 -0500
On Wed, 20 Aug 1997 21:09:20 EDT John E Pederson <lobo1@****.COM> writes:

>Actually, Gurth converted just such an item from one of the CP2020
>Chromebooks (hope he doesn't mind:):
>--------
>Mr. Studd™ Sexual Implant Legal
>All night, every night, and she'll never know. Available also in the
>Midnight Lady version for the distaff side.
>Essence Cost Availability Cost Street Index
>.35 3/48hrs 3,000¥ 2
>
>Use your imagination and add +1 die to your Seduction skill checks.
>--------

My gosh, I've thought of at least ten of my characters that would be
dying to use this little peice. Leave it to Gurth to think of something
like this.

Gweedo
Message no. 6
From: Gurth <gurth@******.NL>
Subject: Re: Detachable Cyberlimbs(OT)
Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 11:43:19 +0100
Gweedo The Killer Pimp said on 19:29/21 Aug 97...

> My gosh, I've thought of at least ten of my characters that would be
> dying to use this little peice. Leave it to Gurth to think of something
> like this.

All I did was give a CP2020 item some SR stats...

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