| From: | Number Ten Ox Number_10_Ox@**********.com |
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| Subject: | FUnny lines from this weekend. |
| Date: | Tue, 5 Oct 1999 07:30:37 -0700 (PDT) |
The characters are sneaking around on an old oil rig that's now being
used for Nefarious Purposes (tm). The mage decides on his own to roll
Stealth. (I hadn't called for Stealth rolls yet.)
<clatter of a single die> "Oops. Uh, wait, I thought I raised it
last session..." <player checks sheet> "Yes, I did, it's a 2!"
<clatter of
another die> <three-second-long-silence> "Oops."
Me, to the street sam: "Slug, suddenly there's a deep 'bonnnnnng!' sound
from *right behind you*!"
Slug spins around, Steyr-Aug on the ready. Sees Delphi (the mage)
sitting there and rubbing his head from where he tripped and rammed it
into the bulkhead.
Slug: "Delphi. I am going to count to three. Then I am going to move
this gun away from your head. I suggest you use those three seconds to TIE
YOUR F*CKING SHOELACE!"
Delphi: "Well, I was trying to be quiet..."
Slug: "Delphi, just *walk*. It's safer for all of us that way."
====--Number 10 Ox.
"It's a big yellow rubber ducky."
"Is it rigger-driven?"
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