From: | AirWisp <AirWisp@***.COM> |
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Subject: | Ghouls and their Odor |
Date: | Wed, 21 Jan 1998 10:27:06 EST |
pharmaceuticals company that had come up with a compound that temporarily
negated the ferocious odor that Ghouls give off naturally ... unfortunately
the effects only last for 4 hours (additional dossages of the pill within 24
hours of the last pill subtracts 30 minutes off of the duration for the pill
just taken, and this shrinking of the time is cumulative per extra pill taken
within 24 hours) ... 24 hours must pass before the chemical is fully out of
the system ... within the last 30 minutes of the duration of the pill, the
ghoul will begin to fart (at first not really bad, but getting steadily worse
to the point of almost being classified as a biological weapon) ... and once
the pill wears off the ghoul had best be in a bathroom, or have dropped their
shorts, because they are going to take one of the worse dumps of their entire
life in a rather few short seconds as the crap comes flying out like a shotgun
blast ... and last but not least, after the crap walking is kind of funny as
the person's rear end is rather sensitive and sore ...
Mike