| From: | "Robert A. Hayden" <hayden@*******.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU> |
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| Subject: | *giggle giggle ha ha* |
| Date: | Mon, 9 Aug 1993 00:58:04 -0500 |
alt.humor.best-of-usenet and just had to post it to all of you :-)
Enjoy if you can.
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Enter Spamlet.
To spam, or not to spam, that is on the menu:
Whether it puts a motor in the gut to stir-fry
The slices and dices of outrageous Chinese veggies
Or to take two cloves of garlic against a boat-load of illegal immigrants,
And by cooking deport them. To Thailand - to Siam -
No more; and by a slow boat to China to say "End ot the Line!"
No heartburn, and the Thousand Island Dressing (Low Cal)
That adds flesh and passes gas too. 'Tis a consumme (that's soup Bubba!)
Devoutly to be swished about in the mouth. To dine - so to speak.
To spit up - perchance some soup: ay, there's the rubbarb!
For in that slop of dessert what frostings may come
When we have souffle of this coiled rattlesnake,
must give us the pause that refreshs. There's the respect
R - E - S - P - E - C - T
That makes a calamity of a long meal of clams.
C - A - L - A - M - I - T - Y
For who would burn the whipped cream and parsley and thyme,
The oppressor's wook, the proud mans condiments,
The pangs of spicey clove, the inlaw's chicken mole (Mexican, you know)
The soluable fish, the soluable fish, the soluable fish,,,,,
OH!!!! AAAEEEEEIIIIOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! (uh-huh)
I think, therefore I am
Spam does not think, therefore it doesn't
My name is "I SPAM"
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