| From: | "Fisher, Victor" <Victor-Fisher@******.COM> |
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| Subject: | Golden Opportunities-Setting up a dummy corp, and smuggling tips |
| Date: | Sun, 25 May 1997 16:02:20 -0400 |
bureauacracy as information intensive as this has flaws a runner in the
know can exploit to his benefit.
First, write them {never fax or Matrix-page them} a prosectus on
the incorporation of your new business. Make up a reference number,
referring to prior correspondences concerning your new business, which
you odviously never sent in the first place. They'll spend a few weeks
trying to track them down, and start getting scared when they can't find
them, like maybe somebody's bollocked up the filing system!
Write them again, and claim [if you have a valid, or relatively
good fake, ID] you have to be abroad on business vital to British-export
interests for the next month. It takes them ages to get around checking
it, and since Britian lives by trade, this will throw a 'blanket' over
most of the electronic paperwork you would have to go thru to export
something out of the country. All you need to do now, is bribe the dock
people with the shipping manifest [usually in the employ of some local
crime family, entailing another payoff], and you're on your way!
Never try shipping out anything via air. After decades of
terrorists attacks, security at airports like Heathrow and Gatwick is
down right nasty, and will just earn you a quick trip down to the Isle
of Man for an 'extended stay' courtesy of the government. Likewise, the
Chunnel.
Remember, make your enemy work for you!
Victor [aka Kohl the Physad Ork gunslinger, who got popped at Heathrow
cause he forgot he had a pin in his hip!]
