| From: | Marc Renouf renouf@********.com |
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| Subject: | [GRIDSEC] GridSec |
| Date: | Thu, 23 Mar 2000 20:57:57 -0500 (EST) |
> Just to point out that even Gridsec are only human, the above URL is
> incorrect (notice the jackpoint.org).
Actually, Graht is the only GridSec member who's human. The rest
of us are unfeeling, inhumane, computer generated, wholly-electronic
jack-booted thugs, created by Mark and Adam for the express purposes of
cowing the list members with our prompt tirades and ruthless enforcement
of list policy. As such, he cannot compete with our sheer mechanical
mercilessness, and has been relegated to the "Nice Cop" division of
GridSec, which offers low pay and shitty benefits.
By way of comparison, had the Mini-FAQ come from Dvixen, it would
have been laced with a proper amount of derisive commentary designed
expressly to terrify and subjugate wayward listers who might otherwise
consider violating list policy. Her "Dominate_and_Terrorize()" subroutine
is second to none, and is a masterful tribute to Mark's fiendish
programming talents.
;)
Marc Renouf (ShadowRN GridSec - "Bad Cop" Division)
Other ShadowRN-related addresses and links:
Mark Imbriaco <mark@*********.html.com> List Owner
Adam Jury <adamj@*********.html.com> Assistant List Administrator
DVixen <dvixen@****.com> Keeper of the FAQs
Gurth <gurth@******.nl> GridSec Enforcer Division
David Buehrer <graht@******.net> GridSec "Nice Guy" Division
ShadowRN FAQ <http://shadowrun.html.com/hlair/faqindex.php3>;
