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Message no. 1
From: Mr Bob Sagittarian <habelmon@********.CS.ADELAIDE.EDU.AU>
Subject: I hate decker hater haters: a guide
Date: Sat, 29 Jul 1995 11:35:27 +0930
>
> What to do with people who frag with deckers:
<clipped lots>

> 8. Fragging with someone's equipment is funny but fragging with their life is
> much better and more satisfying.


Well, if we're talking aboutt fragging with peoples lives hen I can add a hell of
a ot more to the decker is.

23. Put an explosive charge in to their deck so that when tthey star it they
have no deck anymore (poor baby).
24. Put hyper in their beer.
25. Load their guns with explosive tipped ammo with too much explosive.
26. shoot them when no-ones looking.
27. Roast tthem over a slow fire.
28. Sell them to the ghouls.
29. Drink all of their favourite beer from their fridge.
30. Pu cockroaches on their pizza.
31. Urinate al over the front door of their apartment.
32. Snipe 'em with a Condor drone. (I pack an Uzi myself.)
33. Stick chewing gum all over the inside of therir decks.
34. Sit their throats while they're jacked in.
35. Tell all of the deckers friends that he wears adult nappies.
36. Use magic fingers to pick his nose for him in public and let everyone
watch the response. "aah, sumfinghs upp my nose. ahh get it out!!!! ARRRGH!"
and then use magic fingers to paste the snot all over his face.
37. Cast a bullet barrier around him when he fires at someone. Ricochet is
fun.


> Have a nice day :)
>
> CoCheese
>

Thankyou, I will.

--

Bob Sagittarian Odds & Ends
habelmon@********.cs.adelaide.edu.au
stimpy@****.student.adelaide.edu.au
Message no. 2
From: Mr Bob Sagittarian <habelmon@********.CS.ADELAIDE.EDU.AU>
Subject: Re: I hate decker hater haters: a guide
Date: Sat, 29 Jul 1995 11:41:02 +0930
Oh yeah, I justt thought of another.

38. Steal their deck and use their icon to trash various Shadoowrunner nodes and make
sure thastt everyone can recognise the icon. Great for them tto explain the nextt tinme
they jack in. If they get a chance.




--

Bob Sagittarian Odds & Ends
habelmon@********.cs.adelaide.edu.au
stimpy@****.student.adelaide.edu.au
Message no. 3
From: Mike and Jill Johnson <mnj@******.NET>
Subject: Re: I hate decker hater haters: a guide
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 1995 20:31:00 MDT
>
>38. Steal their deck and use their icon to trash various Shadoowrunner
nodes and make
>sure thastt everyone can recognise the icon. Great for them tto explain the
nextt tinme
>they jack in. If they get a chance.
>
>--

Just watch out, deckers like to respond to this type of treatment with,
getting all the vital information about your car, I.E.: license number,
make and model of your car, serial numbers, description you of and any of
your friends who like to ride with you; and report your car stolen.
Including you as well as armed and dangerous.

Just to make a long story short, if your nice, and bail isn't to outragous.
(If you didn't kill any cops.) Your friends, who didn't get busted with
you, might haul you out.

Jill
Message no. 4
From: "Stephen M. Bugge" <bugge@********.EDU>
Subject: Re: I hate decker hater haters: a guide
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 1995 19:48:26 -0700
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On Fri, 28 Jul 1995, Mike and Jill Johnson wrote:

> >
> >38. Steal their deck and use their icon to trash various Shadoowrunner
> nodes and make
> >sure thastt everyone can recognise the icon. Great for them tto explain the
> nextt tinme
> >they jack in. If they get a chance.
> >
> >--
>
> Just watch out, deckers like to respond to this type of treatment with,
> getting all the vital information about your car, I.E.: license number,
> make and model of your car, serial numbers, description you of and any of
> your friends who like to ride with you; and report your car stolen.
> Including you as well as armed and dangerous.
>
> Just to make a long story short, if your nice, and bail isn't to outragous.
> (If you didn't kill any cops.) Your friends, who didn't get busted with
> you, might haul you out.
>
> Jill

You forgot some really fun ones.

1. Put sugar in their tank.

2 Slash their tires

3 Install the club on their control rig

4. Set off their car alarm

5. one word: Pigeons

6. Drain their tank or battery

7. Rearrange their weapons systems

8. drain their coolant

9. Steal their car stereo

10 add distinctive bumper stickers that include their phone number
<how's my driving LTG206,etc>

11 Eat really messy foods, wipe your hands on the seat.

12 Start prolonged arguments over who gets 'shotgun'

13 Complain about their driving

14 Tell them you'll get the parking meter, Don't <parking tickets bite huh>

more as I think of them, by the way I play a UYRVB) N _*&*^$&$$@#@ oh gee
looks like a mail program problem. <not a rigger or decker>
Message no. 5
From: Robert Watkins <bob@**.NTU.EDU.AU>
Subject: Re: I hate decker hater haters: a guide
Date: Sun, 30 Jul 1995 00:21:30 +0930
Mr Bob Sagittarian wrote:
>
> Oh yeah, I justt thought of another.
>
> 38. Steal their deck and use their icon to trash various Shadoowrunner nodes and
make
> sure thastt everyone can recognise the icon. Great for them tto explain the nextt
tinme
> they jack in. If they get a chance.

Unless you were a better decker than me, you'd have buckley's chance of
using my deck... and if I was even remotely aware of the possibility, you'd
be brainfried when you tried to use it. :)

--
Robert Watkins bob@**.ntu.edu.au
Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real programmers
are around at 9 am, it's because they were up all night.
*** Finger me for my geek code ***

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