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Message no. 1
From: Mr Bob Sagittarian <habelmon@********.CS.ADELAIDE.EDU.AU>
Subject: I hate deckers: A guide.
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 18:44:59 +0930
I hate deckers: A guide to shitting them off.

#1. Put peanut butter in their datajack port while they're asleep.
#2. Pour glutenous substances on the MPCP
#3. Call the `deckhead' or `chipchump'
#4. Glue glitter to their heads while they're jacked in.
#5. Tie their shoelaces together while they're asleep.
#6. Knock them out whenever you can get away with it, without giving them
conclusive proof.
#7. Place plastique in their deck for the next time they jack in.
#8. Buy a case for a Fairlight, put Radio Shack innards in it and taunt
them.
#9. Roast them on a spit over a slow fire.
#10. Somehow log onto a shadownet and spread all sorts of nasty rumours.
#11. Send as many watcher spirits to them as you can. (about 20 should do
it.)
#12. Center a stink spell on them.
#13. Get a city spirits to arrange little accidents for you.
#14. Jack them out consistently (Time this for maximum effect if they have
a vidscreen for their deck.)
#15. Smile knowingly.
#16. Hide everything from them.
#17. Attempt to eat their deck.
#18. Tase them when jacked in and get them worried.
#19. Send a drone to watch them all of the time.
#20. Follow them, hiding behind newspapers when they get suspicious.
#21. Throw water bombs at them from tall buildings.
#22. Sneer in their presence constantly.

More as I think of them. I really hate deckers.
--

Bob Sagittarian Odds & Ends
habelmon@********.cs.adelaide.edu.au
stimpy@****.student.adelaide.edu.au
Message no. 2
From: "Lindblom Fredrik, Training" <fredrik.lindblom@*******.TELIA.SE>
Subject: Re: I hate deckers: A guide.
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 11:32:00 PDT
Bob Sagittarian wrote:

*snipped nasty things to do to deckers*

> More as I think of them. I really hate deckers.

Now, now. Calm down. What has happened? Do you want to talk about it? :)


MxM
Message no. 3
From: "Brian A. Stewart" <bstewart@***.UUG.ARIZONA.EDU>
Subject: Re: I hate deckers: A guide.
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 10:15:42 -0700
> I hate deckers: A guide to sh**ting them off.
> More as I think of them. I really hate deckers.
>--
>
> Bob Sagittarian Odds & Ends
> habelmon@********.cs.adelaide.edu.au
> stimpy@****.student.adelaide.edu.au

Ok now, deep breath. If you would like to talk about this, I'm all eyes.
Have you considered going on Phil Donuthut on his show "People who hate
Deckers and why we still love them". I've also heard of a really good DHA
(Decker Haters Anymous) group that just stated in Denver (how appropriate,
Decker-Ville itself), e-mail for more information.

P.S. - I sympathize, I used to be a decker myself.
Nurse Wratchet
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Message no. 4
From: "Stephen M. Bugge" <bugge@********.EDU>
Subject: Re: I hate deckers: A guide.
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 11:05:51 -0700
How 'bout Don't pay the phone bill

or Take them to visit a magnet family,

or replace their mpcp with a pentium
<I swear 4/2= 1.9998999888999>,

Use their deck to play video games

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On Thu, 27 Jul 1995, Mr Bob Sagittarian wrote:

> I hate deckers: A guide to shitting them off.
>
> #1. Put peanut butter in their datajack port while they're asleep.
> #2. Pour glutenous substances on the MPCP
> #3. Call the `deckhead' or `chipchump'
> #4. Glue glitter to their heads while they're jacked in.
> #5. Tie their shoelaces together while they're asleep.
> #6. Knock them out whenever you can get away with it, without giving them
> conclusive proof.
> #7. Place plastique in their deck for the next time they jack in.
> #8. Buy a case for a Fairlight, put Radio Shack innards in it and taunt
> them.
> #9. Roast them on a spit over a slow fire.
> #10. Somehow log onto a shadownet and spread all sorts of nasty rumours.
> #11. Send as many watcher spirits to them as you can. (about 20 should do
> it.)
> #12. Center a stink spell on them.
> #13. Get a city spirits to arrange little accidents for you.
> #14. Jack them out consistently (Time this for maximum effect if they have
> a vidscreen for their deck.)
> #15. Smile knowingly.
> #16. Hide everything from them.
> #17. Attempt to eat their deck.
> #18. Tase them when jacked in and get them worried.
> #19. Send a drone to watch them all of the time.
> #20. Follow them, hiding behind newspapers when they get suspicious.
> #21. Throw water bombs at them from tall buildings.
> #22. Sneer in their presence constantly.
>
> More as I think of them. I really hate deckers.
> --
>
> Bob Sagittarian Odds & Ends
> habelmon@********.cs.adelaide.edu.au
> stimpy@****.student.adelaide.edu.au
Message no. 5
From: Nika Nikolic <MNik@***.COM>
Subject: Re: I hate deckers: A guide.
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 17:38:33 -0400
well good for you but isn't easier to get a long with them so they can go
tthrough the matrix and turn off all the security systems (cameras, maglocks,
etc.0 to make your part of the run easier??

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