From: | Mr Bob Sagittarian <habelmon@********.CS.ADELAIDE.EDU.AU> |
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Subject: | I hate deckers: A guide. |
Date: | Thu, 27 Jul 1995 18:44:59 +0930 |
#1. Put peanut butter in their datajack port while they're asleep.
#2. Pour glutenous substances on the MPCP
#3. Call the `deckhead' or `chipchump'
#4. Glue glitter to their heads while they're jacked in.
#5. Tie their shoelaces together while they're asleep.
#6. Knock them out whenever you can get away with it, without giving them
conclusive proof.
#7. Place plastique in their deck for the next time they jack in.
#8. Buy a case for a Fairlight, put Radio Shack innards in it and taunt
them.
#9. Roast them on a spit over a slow fire.
#10. Somehow log onto a shadownet and spread all sorts of nasty rumours.
#11. Send as many watcher spirits to them as you can. (about 20 should do
it.)
#12. Center a stink spell on them.
#13. Get a city spirits to arrange little accidents for you.
#14. Jack them out consistently (Time this for maximum effect if they have
a vidscreen for their deck.)
#15. Smile knowingly.
#16. Hide everything from them.
#17. Attempt to eat their deck.
#18. Tase them when jacked in and get them worried.
#19. Send a drone to watch them all of the time.
#20. Follow them, hiding behind newspapers when they get suspicious.
#21. Throw water bombs at them from tall buildings.
#22. Sneer in their presence constantly.
More as I think of them. I really hate deckers.
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Bob Sagittarian Odds & Ends
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