| From: | Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | It's almost time to say...... |
| Date: | Fri, 12 Jun 1998 00:25:13 +0100 |
Goodbye,Goodbye, I'm leaving skiddleedie Goodbye. It's time to sayyyy
goodbye, ya-tatata ya-tatata
Goodbye,Goodbye,I'm leaving you skiddleedie Goodbye. It's time to
sayyyy goodbye du-dum dudum dum....
</bursts into song>
But fear not young chaps and chapesses, for I go for but a fortnight.
I train for battle, for a war is almost upon us.
Several of us have already fallen to the enemy, and I will be in training to
vanquish the evil that is boB and free the afflicted.
As a result, I'm off to the Army for 15 days starting tomorrow
night/tonight.
boB shall NOT prevail! Death and a good squishing to boB!
Hmmm.... We really need a moral boosting phrase for this fight....
I started with a song, so I'll end this post with a Joke.....
<Two Ronnies>
} Today Microsoft shocked us all as they announced that their latest
} operating system - Windows 98 is to be renamed prior to launch as Diana,
} Princess of Windows.
}
} A spokesman for Microsoft said that this was in tribute to the late
} ex-royal and is a fitting name in that the product will look flashy, be
} mostly superficial, consume vast amounts of resources and crash
} spectacularly.
}
} And that's all for this week.
}
} So, it's goodnight from me... And it's goodnight from him. Goodnight.
</Two Ronnies>
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