| From: | red redmtl@**********.com |
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| Subject: | lighten up |
| Date: | Mon, 13 Nov 2000 10:37:19 -0800 (PST) |
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******* joke *******
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my
husband,"
she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to
shoot him!"
******* joke *******
A girl comes home from school and tells her mother that some boys paid
her $5 to
climb up a pole.
The mother replies,"Oh, they`re just doing that to look at your
panies."
The next day the girl comes home again and tells her mother that the
boys paid
her $10 dollars to climb the pole.
Again her mother replies,"oh, they`re just doing that too look at your
panies."
Again the girl comes home from school and tells her mother that the
boys paid her
$20 to climb the pole.
The mother says,"oh, they`re just doing that too look at your panies."
The daughter says,"I know. That`s why I didn`t were any."
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******* joke *******<BR><BR>A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a
rifle. "It`s for my <BR>husband,"<BR>she tells the
clerk.<BR><BR>"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the
clerk.<BR><BR>"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even
know that I`m going to <BR>shoot him!"<BR><BR>******* joke
*******<BR><BR>A girl comes home from school and tells her mother that some
boys paid <BR>her $5 to<BR>climb up a pole.<BR><BR>The mother
replies,"Oh, they`re just doing that to look at your
<BR>panies."<BR><BR>The next day the girl comes home again and
tells her mother that the <BR>boys paid<BR>her $10 dollars to climb the
pole.<BR><BR>Again her mother replies,"oh, they`re just doing that too
look at your <BR>panies."<BR><BR>Again the girl comes home from
school and tells her mother that the <BR>boys paid her<BR>$20 to climb the
pole.<BR><BR>The mother says,"oh, they`re just doing that too look at
your panies."<BR><BR>The daughter says,"I know. That`s why
I didn`t were any."<BR><BR><BR><p><br><hr
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